CAKWALA DADI

Farkon Labari

 

Burarsa ce a hannunta tana murzawa yana kara jindadin hannun zee, hannayensa yakai kan nonuwan zee yafara lailaya kan nonon zee tace washhh gindinta yafara fito da ruwa tura shi tayi baya yafada godon ta hau kan burarsa ta saita da durin nata ‘tsul’ buran ta cika durin zee tafara motse da kugunta tana washhh babcy kana da dadi shima yana tayata gwatso yana sumbatu ahhhhhh wasshhhh ahhhh dadii ahh zeee yaji mararsa ta daure alaman zai kawo yaji wani dadi na ratsa shi yana nishi da kyar yana gwatso ahhhh ahhh yatura da karfi sai….

 

 

 

Babawo babawo tashi lafiya sai mutsusu kakeyi a katifar kai daya? Firgirgit yatashi yaga yayansa ne ya yamutsa idanunsa yaduba ko da gaske ne yana cin zee dinsa “Wai wani irin mafarki kakeyi ne haka? Yayansa yatambaya “yayi shiru yana raba idanu” yayan yafita yabarsa, babcy yatashi ya zauna yana tinanin zee dinsa wacce yake yawan mafarkin cin ta amma yana ganin kamar in yamata Magana bazata amince ba saboda yawansa hijabinta, Zee Kyakkyawace fara ba mai tsayi sosai ba tana da manyan nonuwa wanda ko hijabinta tasa suna bayyana sosai idan kuma aka gangaro kasan duwawunta sun bayyyana sosai tana da diri wacce ko wani namiji ke son kasancewa da ita a godo shiyasa take yawan daukewa babcy hankalinsa duk ranar da yaje hira wajanta sai wandonsa ya jiqe jagab.

 

Ina daidai kan titi na hango Zee na neman abun hawa, karasawa wajanta nayi “Ah Zee ya akayi ne kwana biyu? ‘Qlau, Zee yanzu ba’a ganinki koh? Ehh wlh kasan munkoma makaranta ne amma kullum cikin kewanka nake kaima baka shigowa ko kasamu wata ce? A’a kawai aikine yamin yawa amma zan shigo yau” muka jera muna hira,

 

Da dare yayi na shirya amma garin sanyi akeyi yau hakan yasa nadora rigan sanyi, ina kaiwa gidan su nakira wayarta ta fito, tana zuwa ta kwanto jikina ahh Smart akwai sanyi fa da kabari kazoo gobe ai, na rungumota jikina nace ga dumin jikinki wani hakura zanyi kuma, muna tsaye tana shafa zuwa kirjina Zee tafara daukan hankalina da hannayenta, a lokacin nima hannayena nakan duwaiwanta na cafke ina matsawa kamar ina wasa da auduga saboda laushin ina shafawa a hankali, sai ta daqo idanununta ai kuwa muka kurawa juna ido nakai bakina kan nata nafara tsotsan jan belenta wanda yasha kwalliya ina tura harshena ina tabo dandano bakinta itama tana kara mayar min da sumbata ina shafa bayanta zuwa duwaiwanta masu laushi hannunta naji kan burana tafara shafawa ta saman wandona abun yamin dadi ina matseta jikina sai najuyata yadda duwawunta na gogan burana da yafara ruwa na kamo nonuwanta ina matsasu nonuwan manya ne sun cika kirjinta dam ina wasa dasu tana kara tura kirjinta hannayena natura cikin hijib din na fito da nonuwan waje kan nonon yamiqe sosai nonuwan sun kumbura dadin lasawa itama har ta zuge zip dina tana murza burana cikin yatsunta wani dadi ya mamaye ni yadda nake wasa da nonuwanta hannuna daya na sauke zuwa bujenta dake jikinta hannuna na tura ciki naji pant din a jiqe nakara tura hannu cikin pant din na shafo saman durin sai ta wani zillo jikina ahh Smart a hankali, Zee tafara nishi abun yakara rikitar dani ina shafa durin jikinta na karkarwa cikin kankanin lokaci naji burana na kara tsalle cikin yatsun zee dadi yarufe ni nafara ahh washhh ahhh dadi zee taci gaba da wasa da burana ta tsuguna takama buran ta saka cikin baki hakan yasa na lumshe ido tana tsotsan buran ina kara tura mata ina gwatso a bakin zee wanda ji nake kamar baáyin sanyi yau sai naji ina tsulala mata ruwan bura cikin baki ahhh washhh na rike kanta na danna cikin buran na juye mata ruwan sannan ta sake buran tana tari kamar zatayi amai, dayake lungun da muke baá binsa kuma anguwansu zee irin sabon anguwan nan ne wanda idan zaka kwana kana cin duri ba wanda zai hangoka na mayar da zip dina itama ta gyara nace yanzu kina jin sanyi kuwa? tace “Ehh mana ai wannan nake bukata takara shafo burana ni kuma banson cinta a kofar gidansu” karki damu ai ni naki ne zaki dandana shi amma ba'a nan ba, sai naduba agogon hannuna naga dare yayi sosai, mukayi sallama ta koma gida ta shige dakinta ta kwanta taji takasa bacci gindinta na kaikayi tasa hannun tana shafa belin durinta washhh ahhh tasa baban yatsanta ta suka cikin durin wash ta lumshe idanunta tacigaba da cin kanta tana sumbatu ahhh tana shafa nonuwanta tana kara yima kanta gwatso ruwa yafara tsiyaya tana kawowa durinta na tsullo da ruwa tana kyarma tana ihu ahhhh ta matse jikinta da cinyoyinta daga nan bacci yadauke ta.

Babcy yafito wanka kenan ya shirya yana tsaye yana gyara dogon gashin kansa wanda yakara fito da kyansa, sai yaga ambude kofar dakinsa kande ce tashigo dakin ta kwanta bisa gadon abinta babcy ko kallonta beyi ba yagama shirinsa, to zanfita ne fa kin kwanta “haba babcy kaima kasan me yakawo ni dai ko, “to gaskiya yanzu akwai inda zanje ne kande kibari zamu hadu anjima “Kande ta hada fuska tasan daman wulakanci zai mata amma tana sonsa saboda yakai namiji wajan suburdan duri, kande tace yau muna da Party na kwana a Safara Hotel zakozo ko? Toh muje naji yace mata, Kande tafito daga nan tawuce wajan qawarta Zee “Kande yau kece a gidan namu nasan baki zuwa wajan mutum haka kurum meye labari?” zee ta tambaya, dayake makarantar su daya qawayen juna ne zee tasan kande sosai tun a primary qawaye ne Kande tace “Gayyatanki nazo yi muna da wasan Chakwala Dadi “wasa kuma wanne? Zee ta tambaya, “Partyn mu mana “Tohh zee ta rike baki ohh to karfe nawa? “Ke kwana za’ayi ai ana shagalin, “Kande kinsan dai baza’a bari nakai ko goma waje ba”To kizo ko goman ne ba sai kidawo ba, kande takurawa zee idanu bakomai take kallo ba sai rabin nonuwan zee da yaleko waje kande ta jayo zee jikinta ta kai ma nonuwan cafka wash qawata kwana biyu bansha nonon nan naki ba suka kara runguman juna daman zee tun jiya nonuwanta ke kaikayi har ta kwakule kanta, kande tafito da nonuwan zee tasa daya a baki tana matsa dayan ahh a hankali kand.. ahh.., sai kara tura mata nonon take a baki a lokacin kande taja wandon dake jikin zee gindinta ya bayyana sabo ne ba'a taba cin durin ba kande tasa hannu tana shafa durin dadi na kara shigan zee ahhh kande tsosan min kande tasa baki tana tsotsan maiko maikon ruwan gindin zee, sai tsotse ta take zee nakara turo kugunta tana sama da bayanta tana wasa da nonuwanta tanajin dadin yanayin sai zuu ruwa ya tsinke mata duk ta cika ma kande baki da ruwan duri kande ta hau kanta suka hada baki suna tsotse harshen juna kande tace to saura ni ko? Zee tace kande wallahi jikina yamutu sosai bazan iya komai ba yanzu kibari anjima idan mun hadu wajan partyn, “ko to ba matsala nima sauri nakeyi kande tafito tayi gaba, Zee bacci yadauketa a wajan, sai can yamma ta farka tayi wanka sannan ta dauko wayanta taga 4 miss call daga babcy, kafin ta kira taga wani kiran taduba taga Smart Boy sai tadaqa “Zee yakike, “qlau kaifa?, Lafiyata lau wlh nayi kewanki zee kinsan an kwana biyu baki kaini garin dadi ba, “Hahh ko? Eh mana yaushe zamu hadu ne? Eh toh kabari zankira ka idan lokaci yayi kaji nawan” ok sai najiki na yanke wayan daga nan zee tacigaba da duba wayan...

 

Babcy na zaune yana tinanin sahibansa sai yaga kiran wani abokinsa yana daqawa suka gaisa yace “to meye labari ne? Abokin yace “yanzu na hadu da mutuniyarka kande tace min yau ne partyn su zaka samu zuwa kuwa? Ba lallai bane naje saboda akwai inda zanje yau” abokin “ wajan zee ko? Ai itama tana wajan yau” haba dai aboki to sai munhadu kenan”. Yaji dadin hakan da zee zata amma daman tana zuwa party ne yake tambayan kansa! Yakoma gida domin yakara shiryawa.

 

Hotel din yacika da mata da samari kowa na harkar gabansa masu rawa nayi masu kallo nayi da sauransu wasu ma cikin dakin dake Hall din suke shiga suna shagalinsu.

 

Babcy yagama shirinsa takwas na dare yafito yakira numbar abokin nasa har sau uku ba'a daqa wayar ba sai ya yanke shawaran zuwa gidansu daman anguwarsu kusa ne tafiyan minti goma yayi yakowo kofar gidan, daman shi dakinsa ta waje take kai tsaye ya nufa dakin yatura kofar mezai gani? Ya hango ana tsotsewa abokinsa bura, ya tsaya cak yana kallon yadda nonuwanta suke manya ga bayanta ya bayyana amma yakasa gano inda yasanta sai yaji wani irin sha'awarta ya mamaye shi burarsa dake wando ta kumbura duk hankalinsa ya tashi, Sai ta hangosa tayi sauri taja bargon dake katifar tarufe jikinta saboda yakai minti biyar da shigowarsa basu kula dashi ba daga nan abokinsa yagansa “ babcy har ka shirya ma sai yatina babcy na saurin yaje yaga masoyiyarsa ce” ya taso yazo kusa da inda babcy ke tsaye da wandonsa yaturo “ ni zanshiga wanka yanzu zanfito muje, dan matsa kusa mana ka tsaya nan Rabi ce fa!” sai a lokacin babcy yagane Rabi ce yar unguwarsu yana yawan ganinta yadda duwawunta suke jibga jibga take yawan jan hankalinsa dasu nonuwanta kuwa baisan haka suke da girma ba sai yau, ya karasa kan katifar “Rabi kece daman banganeki ba sai yanzu” ya zauna kusa da ita Rabi na kallon yadda burarsa ke motse cikin wando sha'awarta yadawo sabo tana son yacita, sai ta dora hannunta saman wandon taji burar a hannunta “ahhhh ya furta da iska haaa sai tayi sauri ta bude zip din burarsa tayi tsalle ta fito, Rabi taga har wani ruwa burar takeyi gata da tsaye burar ta matukar burgeta ta kamo kan burar ta lashe babcy yayi kamar zai fado daga zaunen da yake, sai Rabi ta kwantar dashi tasa burar a bakinta tana tsotsa yana kara jin dumin bakinta yana sumbatu washhh ahhh” bakin Rabi akwai dadi ga iya sarrafa bura cikin baki a haka taci gaba da shan buran har yaji burarsa tana zugi sai yajawo Rabi jikinsa yakai ma nonuwanta cafka yana matsawa yayinda dayan hannunsa ke kan kwankwasonta yana shafata jikinta da laushi yasa nononta daya a bakinsa yana wasa da kan nonon Rabi takara jin dadin abun sai sumbatu take bura kawai take bukata lokacin sai ta lalubo burarsa ta saita shi da durinta ba wuya tasamu kofar durin tasa buran ‘tsul’ babcy ya matse ta jikinsa yafara tura mata gwatso a hankali washhh ahh ahh suka cika dakin da ihu yana kara tsunduma mata buran da karfi tana sumbatu daga nan suka canza “style” tamai goho ya saita buran yaci gaba da gwatso da karfi yana bada karar ‘pat pat' ahh washhhh ahhh uhmm kana da dadi wayooo ahhh kawai yaji ruwa “tsul tsul yana juyemata cikin durinta, ya kwanta gefen katifar yana mayar da numfashi ita ko kamar bai cita ba tazo gabansa tasa hannu tana tsotse ruwan burar daga nan suka maida kayansu yaga har goma na dare yayi da sauri yafita waje yana duba abokinsa begansa ba sai ya tsaida mai adaidaita ya kawosa Hotel din, Ashe daxun abokinsa da yafito yaga sunyi nisa da cin juna da Rabi sai ya kyalesa yayi tafiyarsa

 

Babcy ya isa Safara hotel din duk a cike yake da mutane amma da ganinsu zaka fahimci yan shan iska ne da yan azo a gani yakarasa ciki kafin yakai bakin kofar hall din ya hango kande da zee suna fita gate ya tsaya cak yana kallon zee wacce tasa hijab dinta daidai gwiwa amma irin mai tsantsen nanne wanda yake nuna shape din mace ita ko kande wasu matsasun kaya tasa itama anyi hallita a wajan babcy yasa ido yana kallon yadda kwankwason kande da manyan duwawunta ke motsawa dandanan yaji sabon caji sai yadauke idonsa yana karewa felin kallo yadda jama'a suka cika,

 

Kande ce ta hango babcy bayan ta raka qawarta, da sauri ta karasa wajansa ta rungumesa, yaji lausassan nonuwanta a bayansa dubawan da zaiyi yaga kande ce ta rungumesa sai yayi sauri yajanye jikinsa a tinaninsa suna tare da zee ce sai yaga ita kadai ce dayake ita batasan zee budurwarsa bace, tace “Hm lafiya ka wani firgita?” Shiru yayi sai yace “ bakomai” Tace “wow amma kayi kyau fa” “kema kinyi kyau amma ina yarinyar nan ne dana ganku tare yanzu?” “Wacce?” “Wacce tasa hijab fari mana” Oh zee koh, gida tayi daman ba kwana tazo yiba wannan, muje ciki mana” suka jera amma zuciyarsa na tinanin zee beso hakan ba, kande ta kula da babcy yanayinsa ya canza da tace zee ta wuce gida ne to meye alakar su da zaidamu” duk a zuce take maganar, suka shiga cikin hall din inda ta hango wasu qawayen nata har sun iso da gudu taje suka rungume junansu

 

Babcy yasamu waje ya zauna shi kadai, yace a zuciyarsa “da yasan bazata kwana ba da ya tsaya can dakin abokinsa ya kwana yana cin Rabi, shi kam bazai kwana nan ba."

Rawa takeyi ita da wani dan ajinsu a makaranta yana shafa jikinta yadda   idanunta ke lumshewa zaka fahimci tana jin dadin abun tana kara kwanto masa cikin yanayin sigar rawa yana shafata ita kuma tana kara murkuda duwaiwanta yana gogar burarsa suna jindadin yanayin ta hango babcy zaune yana ta danne-dannensa da waya duk hankalinsa nakan wayar, sai kande ta zame jikinta ta nufo inda babcy ke zaune ta zauna kusa dashi yadaqo yaga kande ce “Yawwa ke nake nema daman zantafi ne ni" Haba babcy kwana fa mukayi dakai zakayi!” to yanzu na canza ra'ayi” Hmm ni na kula tun lokacin dana ce maka zee tawuce kadamu” ya tsaya yana kallonta takara cewa “babcy indai zee ce zan iya kawo maka ita har daki” “da gaske? ya tambaya” Eh mana amma da sharadi” yadan hada fuska “wani sharadi?” “sai in zaka kwana nan kana cina sanna nima zan hadaka da zee ku kwana kuna shagali” yadanyi shiru sannan yace “ni fa yanzu bacci nakeji kuma bazan iya kwana nan ba” “to shikenan daman bason cinta kake ba” “A'a bahaka bane kande nagaji sosai ne" Kande dai taga yaki yatafi kuma yana cewa yagaji ta rike hannunsa to zo nagaya ma wani abu dai ta bude dakin suka sa kai suka shige ciki suna shiga ta murda kin kafin yace wani abu tahada bakinta da nasa tana sumbatarsa tuni shima yadora hannayensa akan lallausan duwawunta yana matsasu yatsunsa na nutsewa kamar yana matsan auduga, sunyi nisa cikin sumbatar juna ta zaunar dashi kan kujera sannan ta cire rigarta nonuwanta suka fado manya dasu babcy yasake baki yana kallon nonuwan kande yadda suka kumbura kan yayi tsini lallai kande akwai kaya yace a zuciyarsa” ita har tayi zindir tayo kansa yakama nonuwan yana matsansu da karfi ahhh.. washhh.. ahankal.. bab... Sai yasa dayan nonon a bakinsa yana tsotsa yayinda ita tana kan cinyarsa tana kara turo masa nonon tana gantsare kirjin takasanta tanajin motsen burarsa duk ta jike ta matse kansa tana nishi sama sama ahhh ahh... dadin nakara ratsa jikinta yadda yake wasa da kan dayan nonon ahhh washhhh kana da dadi... tana kara shafar burarsa da lallausar duwawunta mai tudu burarsa sai diqa take cikin wando tasa hannu ta bude zip din wandonsa burar ta fito a miqe har tafara fidda ruwa ta tsuguna gabansa ta murza buran cikin yatsunta yana sama da kansa yana nishi tasa burar a bakinta dumin bakinta yaratsa jijiyoyinsa ahh.. wassshh... ahh ya danna kanta taci gaba da shan buran cikin kwarewa yana mata gwatso cikin bakin tasa hannu daya tana matsa golayenshi a hankali sanna tasa su abaki ta tsotse su babcy yaji dadin tsotsan ya kwanta yadda ta kara jindadin shan buran kamar tana tsotsan alewa ahhh washhh ahhh ahhh zan kawoo ahh ya rike kanta yadanna mata wani gwatso da karfi yafara kawowa cikin bakinta yacika mata bakin da manniyi daga nan shima ya jayota jikinsa yana shafa jikinta yakai hannu kofar durinta yaji gindin a jike “chabal” “chabal” beyi wata wata ba ya tura dan yatsa washhhh ahhh tace, yaji gindin da dumi ya kwantar da ita yana cinta da yatsar tana sumbatu yaji yatsan yana lumewa dayake ba sabon duri bane yakara yatsa biyu yana tura mata tana bankare bayanta tana sama dashi ahhh washhh ahhh yana matsa mata dayan nonon da ya kumbura kamar yafashe yakai bakinsa yana tsotsan nonon dadi yazamar mata yana cinta da yatsa kuma yana shan nono “washhhh ahhhhh wayoo ahhh” tana kara sama da jikinta sai caaa yaji ruwa na bulbuluwa daga gindinta ta rungumoshi jikinta suka kwanta rungume da juna,

 

cansun huta ta takai hannu ta lalubo burarsa tajita a tsaye ta kalle sa tana murmushi

 

tace “ me wannan yake nema ne?”

 

Ke mana”

 

“To ai ita nima nake jira”

 

Yatashi sanna itama ta hau kujera tayi masa goho yashafa duwawun ahhh ya matsa sannan yashafa burar a kofar durinta yasaita doguwar burarsa ya turata “tsul” ta lumshe idonta ita kam tana son buran nan mai cika mata duri shiyasa takeson babcy ahhh washhhh yayi nisa a gwatso ahhh washhhh ahhhh ahankal... ahhh uhmnn ahhh tana sumbatu yana kara tsunduma mata buran a jikaken durinta yana bada sautin “pat” pat” abun yafara mishi dadi sumbatunta na shiga kwakwalwansa sai gwatso yake da karfi ahhhh washhhh suka cika dakin da ihu ahhhh washhhh ahhh ohhh yana cinta ne iya karfinsa can tagaji da “style” din ta kwanta yadaqa qafarta daya sama yaci gaba da suburbudan durin ba gaggautawa durin kande akwai dadi duwawunta dinnan sai sautin pab pab suke bayarwa burarsa tafara canza mai yaji ruwa yana hanya yakara himma wajan gwatso ahhhh ahhhh washhhh “zuuu” yajuye mata a duri ahhhh ahhhh ya kwanta gefenta duk wajan tsit saboda dare yayi sosai lokacin wasu har sunci durinsu sunyi bacci sai su kadai shima a lokacin yaji idanunsa suna rufewa kande ta daura hannunta kan kirjinsa tace “mukara wani zagayen ko? Sai taji shiru ashe bacci ya daukesa tasa hannu a buran tajita a kwance lumau taduba taga ai har yamayi bacci ta rike burar ta kwanta a kirjinsa...

 

Qarfe shida daidai, kande da babcy ne tsaye bakin titi suna neman abun hawa babcy ne yace “yaushe zamu hadu din?” tace “karka damu zuwa gobe zankira ka nafada maka inda zamu hadu” daidai lokacin yahau abun hawa....

 

Tana kwance a dakinta kallo daya zaka mata kasan tana cikin farinciki ne burin kande yacika tadade tanason jin burar babcy amma bata samu ba sai partyn jiya amma ya iya cin duri gaskiya bangaji da burar nan ba haka tagama ayyanawa a zuciyarta sanna ta dauko wayarta ta kira number qawarta yana fara kara zee ta daqa

 

“ Qawas yakk ya gajiyan jiya?”

 

Hm dadin jiya dai”

 

kice kinji dadi kenan?”

 

“Sosaima”

 

Naso ace inanan nima wanne kika samu da kike yabashi haka? Kande tace “gobe ma zamu hadu da guy din” Zee “haba shine ko gaiyata babu” kande tace“ ai gayyaitan kenan nake miki qawa “to a ina za’ayi shagalin ne?” “gobe da rana mu hadu a guest hotel maa” dis, dis, wayar ta yanke, daga nan kande takira number babcy ta fada masa gobe yazo ya dauketa da yamma…

 

 

 

WASHE GARI

 

Yau dai zee ba kamar kullum ba ta tashi durinta a jike, tana cike da sha’awa yadame ta gashi yanzu karfe daya na rana ‘kasa hakuri tayi hudun yayi tadau wayarta tana duba contacts dinta.

 

Nafito wanka kenan na shirya kuma babu wajan zuwa sai na dauko wayata 3 miss call nagani daga zee ce sai nakira yana shiga ta daqa, tafara magana bana ma jin me take fada muryarta yayi kasa” Hello yanzu naga kiranki lafiya ko naji muryarki ya canza?” Ehh kazo karfe biyu kadauke in” “Ina zumu?” Na tambaya tace “sai dai kazo” daga nan naci gaba da latsa wayata bandade ba naga biyun tayi nadauka kin mota na kulle dakin na fita

 

Abin mamaki ina kiranta gani na iso, nagata fito har ta shirya kamar a rai na nace “ko gidan biki zataje ne haka duk da yadda naga nonuwanta yau sun cicciko ba kamar kullum ba burana yadan fara motse cikin wando” tashigotafada min hotel din, muna isa naga tabada ATM dinta naji tace kwana daya kalmar yabugu kunne na naji zuu burata ta miqe sa'a na daya manya kaya nasa nace a rai na ‘ashe kwanan cin duri zamuyi' muna shiga dakin na zauna gefen gado ina karewa dakin kallo ita kuwa muna shiga ta ajiye jakarta ta tube doguwar rigarta babu komai a ciki ashe sai lokacin naga hallitan zee da kyau nonuwanta bul bul fatar jikinta fes idan akazo kan duwawunta ya fito yayi tudu manyan nonuwan sunyi tsini daga kasa kuwa ina hango tsagen durin nata wanda ke aske kamar daga sama naji ance “kallon jikina kazo yi ne?” Sai a lokacin nadawo hayyacina nace “ai jikin naki ne mai rikitar da mutum masoyiya nima nacire kayana ta fado jikina muka rungume juna muna shafe shafe dakin ga wani sanyi ta ko ina nononta na kama nasa a baki nafara tsotsewa ina mulmula kan da harshena hannunta nakan miqaqqiyar burata da tunda naga surarta yamiqe tana murzawa yayinda ni ina tsotsan nononta ina lagwaiwaya dayan da hannuna nonuwan ga tsantse saboda laushin fatarta nayi nisa wajan tsotsan nonuwan naga ta bude cinyoyinta hannunta daya na wajan tana shafan kofar gindinta tana nishi haa ahh ummm nakai hannuna naji durin a jike yake nakama belin durin na mulmula nasa yatsa na ahhh washhh ahankali nacigaba da cinta da yatsan tana matseni jikinta yayinda take turomin nononta a bakina ina tsotsa naji dumi a yatsana alamar ruwa ya taru nakara yatsa yazama biyu ina cakalkalan durin yana bada sautin chabal chabal taciki ahhh wayooo dadi ahhh washhh ahhh zan mutu ahhh zann.. caa ruwa durinta yabamin hannu ta rungume ni tana kyarma ahhhh wassshh dadi a lokacin na saketa na kwanta ina kallon saman dakin hannunta naji akan burata sai da nadaqo kaina ahhhh washhh dadi ya ratsani hannunta yafara zagaye burata tayi amfani da mazayyin da yafito tana murza bura yayi tsatse a hannunta sannan tasa harshe ta lashe saman kaciyar wayooo dadi ahhh idona suna lumshewa dan dadi naji kawai tasaka buran cikin bakinta ahhh dumin bakin zee yaduki kaina ta iya sarrafa bura a baki hakan yasa cikin kankanin lokaci ta rikitar dani nakama sumbatu ahhhh washhh uhmmm ohhh dadi ahhh zeee ahhh tana ma golayena shan “sweet” daga nan ta hau kaina ta kama buran tasaita a durin ahhhhh uhmmm ahhhh take cewa har burata yagama nutsu cikin kogon durinta yacika mata duri yadda takeso ta fara motse da kugunta runtuma rumtuma duwawunta nashafan golayena dumin durin zee ya lullube burata daga sanyin dakin nakama kwankwasonta ina tura mata gwatso ahhhh washhh ahhhh take fadi sai sama da kasa takeyi akan burana dumin durin nakara ratsa kaina ahhh ta kwanto min a kirji yadda nasamu daman yi mata gwatso dayan nononta yasauko daidai bakina nakama ina shan kan nonon ahhhh washhh tana karkarwa dadi na ibanta sai sumbatu take ahhhh washhh ahhh ummm ohhh ahhh dadi ahhh ta kwanta min a kirjina lumau alaman ta kawo ruwa na juyata ita ta koma kwance naci gaba da tura mata gwatso yanzu ta rage ihu da sumbatu saboda yadda dadin buran ke ratsata sai sautin pab pab yake tashi ina suburbudan durin can naji marata ta daure ahhhhh ahhhhh wayoo itama tana sumbatu ahhhh washhhh ashhh zan mutu ahhh ta kankame ni na rungumeta ina tsiyayowa cikin durinta daga nan muka kwanta muna mayar da numfashi tare, durin zee sai ruwa yake fitowa na matso kusa da kofar durinta nasa harshena na zuko belin gindinta ahhhh ahhhhh washhh rasa hannu ta matse danna kaina cikin durinta ina tsotsa ashhh ahhh uhmm take fada sannan tana matsa dayan nononta durin yayi ruwa hakan yasa natura yatsana ina cakalkalanta dashi tana sama da bayanta tana bankaro kirji na ciro yatsar nasa baki ina lashe belin da yayi tsini ahhhh ohhhh ashhh ahh zan mutu wayoo ahh ta bankare hadi da danna kaina cikin durinta ta batamin fuska da manniyi ta kwanta a wajan natashi nashiga “bathroom” domin na watsa ruwa duk ta jikamin fuska da manniyi

 

Babcy ne tare da kande kofar gate din Hotel din kande takira wayan zee tadaqa “kushigo ciki ta gaya mata number dakin suka shege kofar dakin a bude take zee ta zauna bakin gado batasan babcy bane abokin kande ba kanta na kasa har suka karaso daf da ita koda ta kalla wanda akace zaicita sai suka hada ido da babcy suka kurawa juna ido, shi dai babcy ba wani mamaki a fuskarsa sai kallon manya nonuwanta ma daya dauke masa hankali, kande ta kula da kallon da zee kema babcy tace zee ya daily”? Taji shiru kawai ta jayo babcy sai kan zee rungume da juna babcy yahada bakinsa da nata yana sumbatarta yana tsotsan harshen hannayensa na shafan jikinta yakai hannunsa kan manyan nonuwanta yana yamutsasu da yatsunsa burarsa tagama miqewa cikin wando zee takai hannu tana shafan saman wandonsa ahhhh uhmmm sai yasa nononta a baki yana sha da tsotsa sanna yakai hannunsa kasa yashafa kofar durin yaji shi a jike da yawa yayi mamakin hakan amma yayi yace a ransa kota kwakule kanta ne ta kawo ahhhh washhhh ahhhh uhmm yakoma kasa yana shafa durin yacire kayansa yayi zindir shima kande ta matso kusa da nonuwan zee tasaka daya a baki tana tsotsa kuma suna sumbatar junansu babcy ya saita buransa kofar durin zee ya tura ashhh ahhh taji burarsa shima yacika mata duri ahhh washhh ahh yaci gaba da gwatso a durin zee ita kuma kande goho tayi ta kwale durinta tasa yatsa tana cin kanta

 

A lokacin naji nishin mutane na tashi a dakin lallai ana wani abun nace a zuciya na bude kofar nafito durin kande nafara tuzali dashi data buga goho ga wani can yana gwatso a durin zee washhhh ahhhh kande ke fadi tana suka yatsu cikin durin burata ta sake sabon caji ta miqe cur na karasa inda kande take na goga mata buran a cikin duri ashhhh washh wayoo nafara gwatso ihun zee da kande yacika dakin ahhh ahhhh washhh ohh da karfi ahh washhh ohhh sai suburbudan durin muke muna canza “style” iri Irish

 

Zee ce ke tsotse buran babcy da yakawo cikin durinta ahhhhhh uhmm tana tsotse kan buran tana wasa da golayensa ahhh uhmm ohh yake cewa bakin zee dumi gashi ta iya sarrafa bura a bakinta babcy yaji burarsa na zillo cikin yawun bakin zee yaji sabon caji na kara hawansa burarsa ta miqe zee na murzata a yatsu cikin kwarewa ahhhhh washhh uhmmm ahhh dadi yana lumshe idanunsa zee tacigaba da murzata ahhhhh wayooo ahhh ohhh tasa golayen a baki ta tsotse kwalleyen takara rikitar dashi yana nishi da kyar ohhhh ahhhhh ahhhh ya rike kanta burarsa ta tabo can cikin bakinta yaji zuuu buran yana ruwa ya tsiyaya mata shi cikin bakin ahhhhh dadii washhhh ya kankameta ya juye mata duka a baki suka kwanta suna mayar da numfashi

 

Dare yayi inajin yunwa nace ma zee ta rakani na siyo muna abinci ta dora doguwar rigarta da babu komai a ciki na kunna motar mukaje wajan siyan abinci na siya iya wanda zai ishemu nadawo cikin motar na kunna hasken motar me zangani hannun zee ne kan gindinta tasa yatsa tana lumshe ido kashe hasken nayi na dora hannuna kan cinyarta ina shafawa zuwa kusa da gindinta kawai ta kwanto jikina nasamu na lalubo gindin nasa yatsa tafara nishi tana sumbatu ina kara tura mata yatsan ashe dazun data tsotsa buran babcy itama nata yakara motsawa na kara yatsa biyu ina cinta ta kankame jikina ina shafa nonuwam dake cikin rigar ina matsasu ina cinta da yatsu sai kara chabal chabal nakeji a yatsuna durin yajiku ahhhh washhhh ahhhh tace “kasamin buranka smart” da kyar ta iya maganar sai na tsaya nace “to kibari muci abinci ko?” Ta girgiza kai alamar “ehh” sai naja motar mukadawo hotel din nayi packin muka shige ciki babcy nagani rungume da kande duk da basu cire kaya ba amma suna cikin wasa ne, na ajiye abinci kowa yayi zauna sai a lokacin muka gaisa da babcy yo ana suburbudan duri dazun ina maganar gaisawa mukaci abinci kowa yakoshi , sauran hawan gado koya zai kasance mai karatuu??? babcy yaja kande nima naja zee sai kando (“garammm” mukaji an turo kofar sai mukaji wani murya “Officer gasu nan” “Don't move you all arrested!!! 

 

 

 

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