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Yau ma kamar kullum muna zaune ana hira na hangota sanye da bakar hijab dogo har kasa fuskarta rufe da nikab yadda take tafiya kamar dawisu duk da banga fuskarta ba amma har naji kibiyar sonta a zuciyana ko kallon inda muke batayi ba harta gota mu, Lil prince naji yadaki cinyata asannan nadawo hayyacina dan tagama tafiya da imanina, mikewa nayi xanbi bayanta Lil prince ya cafkeni, a fusace na juyo nace

 "Dalla mallam cikani" ina kokarin kwacewa

"Ustaziya ce fah" (yaban amsa)

"Toh sai me? Ince dai mutum ce qilan ma tafini jaraba" na fizge hannuna nabi kwanar data shiga ina gyara zamar yar kubi na (kusan irin wa'annan sai ka nuna musu kaima ustaz ne aha)

Sallama na mata naji shiru, ta cigaba da tafiyar ta kamar bata san ina kusa da ita ba, a karo na biyu na sake yimata sallama tareda cewa "Malama kodai baki gane ni bane?" a sanna ta tsaya cak tareda kallona ta amsamin sallamar tace "yi hakuri bangane kaba gaskiya!" (Tohfah anzo wajan nida bantaba ganinta ba, kawae danta kulani nace mata hakan) nadanyi guntun murmushi nace "ai daman nasan bazaki gane ni ba shiyasa nazo dan nagabatar da kaina, amma naga yanzu kika dawo daga Islamiya Mezaihana kiban nombarki, anjima inkin huta sai muyi magana", shiru tayi kamar mai tinani, na katseta dacewa "080 ne 090?" ina kallon idanunta. (Dariya nagani cikin idonta duk da bana ganin sauran fuskan nata) daga karshe dai taban nombar sanna muka sallami juna nayi save da Ustaziya.

 

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Karfe takwas da rabi halimat tashige dakinta ta kwanta, tajawo wayarta ta kunna. Halimat takasance yar shekara Sha-takwas itace babba da kanwarta mai binta, sai kannanta maza biyu dakuma yar autarsu, babban gida ne gidansu. Komai na halimat tanayinsa akan lokaci shiyasa ko wayarta akwai lokacin datake amfani dashi. Tana kunna wayar ta kunna (Data/Mb) sakonni kala-kala yata shigowa amma batayi takansu ba, wani sabon whatsapp group ne taganta aciki maisuna (Aji Dadi), lekawa group din tayi sai tayi harba da hotonan batsa kala-kala, Subhanallah ta furta tayi saurin goge group din amma fah aikin gama ya gama saboda ita mace ce mai sananin sha’awa, abu kadan ke motsa mata da sha’awarta, amma haka take hakuri saboda bata hulda da maza sosai idan ba Islamiyah ba bata fita ko’ina, wato dai yar kulle ce. Wataran idan sha’awar yafi karfinta bata sanin lokacin datake shiga shafukan batsa na facebook tana karanta labaran batsa, sai tagama tsiyayewa pant yayi shakaf, bayan taji dadi tadawo hayyacinta, tafara jin haushin abunda tayi kamar uban wani ya aiketa gun tana Comment da (Allah Shirya) “tohfah! Jama’a nidai nace ‘Allah Shiryamu gabadaya inji wani mawaki Nt4 yace (anayi yo anayi yo, kowa nayi) eh mana kowa na harka indai cin duri ne, abincin gado ne inma ta hanya mai kyau ko mara kyau dole aci”

 

Halima ta goge group din tashige (Gallery) gun hotunan wayanta inda taga hotunan batsa sunfi a kirqa da akaturo acikin group din, duk sunyi download, kallonsu tafara yi daya bayan daya tanajin dis dis ta kasan pant dinta sha’awarta da ahankali ya motsa sosai duk tarasa yadda zatayi da kanta, inda tasaba shiga karanta batsa ta nufa inda taga duk ta taba karanta su kasancewar ba cikkakun labarin bane a gun, irin guntayen nan wanda sai kaje Okadabooks.com za’a samu complete dinsu, wanda tagani a saman pagen din HARIJA Epi. 1 taje inda akasa Whatsapp numba ta dauka saboda tana bukatar sababin labarai tayi ‘save’ da Smart Boy tahau whatsapp din amma kash baya online, takoma tana duba wasu labaran,

 

Kira ne yashigo wayarta taduba sunan numba taga Smart Boy wanda yanzu tayi save, bude idanu tayi alamar mamaki, saida yakusa yankewa tadaqa wayar, tayi shiru dan taji me za’ace,

 

sallama taji kamar haka “Assalamu Alaikum Malama nine wanda kika bawa numbaki dazun kina dawowa Islamiya, dafatan kinkai gida lafiya?” Halimat shiru tayi tacire wayar daga kunnenta takara kallon sunan “Smart Boy” hakan data fadi a zuci batasan yafito ba har cikin wayar, sai taji an amsa “Na’am a ina kika sanni alan gun yan anguwanku?” na tambaya’ saboda duk samarin anguwan mu dana ko’ina sunan dasuke kirana dashi kenan’ yanke wayar tayi niyyan yi, amma muryana da taji kara mata karfin sha’awarta yayi a yanayin da take ciki, mayar da amsa tayi da “Smart marubucin batsa koh?” yadda naji ta furta maganar yasa nagane inda ta dosa sai nabasar nace “bangane ba kamarya?” kamar Harija da Abokin Miji! (kasa cewa komai nayi saboda kunya dan nasan Ustaziyar nan tagano ni) naji ta kara cewa “ya kayi shiru zansamu complete din Harija yanzu please, koda ta whatsapp ne?” mamaki ne yakamani wai ustaziya tanason complete” 

‘Toh’ nace mata

“smart yanzu nakeso”

“Gaskiya bana tura docx din novel dina amma tunda muna kusa sai ki karanta a wayana ta Okadabooks” shiru yabiwo baya nadan sakwanni 

sanna tace “matsalar kuma ba’a barina ina fita waje” 

“Toh ba sai kiyi dabara ba idan ba hakaba bazaki samu ba kenan” 

“Toh naji hau whatsapp muyi Magana” tace min,

“Ok” kawai nace na yanke wayar.

Tunda nahau online naga sakon sallamar datamin tun farko, muka fara chat har yakoma na batsa zallah,

 

Tace gobe zamu hadu da yamma idan zata Islamiya kafin ta wuce. Haka mukata chat ranar kamar mundade da sanin juna.

 

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Washe gari kusan shadaya natashi saboda mundade muna chat da Ustaziyana jiya kamar karmu rabu da Halimat, tinanin yadda yamman nan zai kasance idan munhadu nafara, na kwanta rub da ciki ina tinano yadda mukayi da Maryam Ustaziyar yarinya babu ruwanta idan kaganta ka rantse budurwace ba’a taba budeta ba, amma fah ahakan harija ce, dan bantaba manta yadda taso ta kure ni ba! Sai dana hada mata da dabaru da sirri na masana iya cin duri sanna ta sallama min.

 

Maryam ta kasance makwabciyarmu muna shiri sosai da ita takan shigo gidanmu hira ko ni idan an aikeni cikin gidansu ina kula da Maryam wani lokutan tana yawan kallon wandona musamman wani guntun jeans danake yawan sawa in’ina gida, ya matse cinyana har shatin burana yana fita wani lokacin.

 

Maryma dai bamu taba wasan banza da ita ba sai hannunta nakan rike, iya nan na tsaya amma na ciki na ciki ba karamin sha’awarta nake ba. Watarana kuwa da yamma duk yan gidan sunfita nikam bandade da dawowa, ina falo na kunna kidar (Tekno) ina irin rawarsa kusan gayen mata nason rawarsa.

 

Sallamu alaikum tayi sallama ta shigo falon, sautin kida yacika falon banji shigowarta ba, gashi dagani sai yar guntun jeans dina da singlet, karasowa tayi tana kallona caraf mukayi ido biyu. Murmushi na mata na cigaba da rawa ahankali,

 

Kawai naji tace“Rawa daya ka iya tun dazun abu daya naga Kana yi” kamar anyi (Pause) dina na tsaya “Koh! to kezo kiyi mugani idan zaki iya koda dayan”

 

“Wa?” ta furta tana shirin fita falon, nayi saurin jawo hannunta sai jikina ta fado dayan hannuna sai kan nononta tana jan jikinta “wallahi sai kinyi tunda kikace ban iya ba” sai kokarin kufcewa take “wallahi ka iya smart kabarni”. (nikam tunda na manna duwawunta kan burana naki sakinta dan ina saketa kuwa guduwa zatayi na rasa kenan), itama yadda takejin burana na gogan duwawunta jikinta yafara rawa ga kuma nonuwanta dana kama duzun da karfi, har na motsa mata da sha’awa, sanna tace “toh ka sakeni zan koya maka” (dariya taban wai zata koyamin) “koyamin kuma, ai ban yarda dake ba guduwa kinyi amma bari nacire (key), saketa nayi nacire key din falon yazama muna kulle, ba kunya naga tacire hijab dinta, “suman tsaye naye a inda nake cak ashe haka surar Maryam yake. Wani guntun ladies ne a jikinta ko nannade shi tayi (oho) nidai nayi nisa wajan kallon farfadan kwankwasonta da manyan duwawunta masu tudu nasan zasuyi taushi gun matsawa, juyowa tayi ta fuskance ni. Wayyo kayan ruwa kaga nonuwa bul-bul murmushi ta watsomin mai kara data sha’awa.

Matsawa kusa da ita nayi na roko hannayenta ina rawa da ita, “tsaya kagani kona iya sosai” tace min, juyamin duwawunta tayi tana rawar duwawa suna sama da kasa tuni burana yafara turo wando. A bangarenta kuwa yadda takejin sha’awa, nawa ba komai bane danji take idan nakiyin komai zata iya tausheni, ta kosa taji nafara kai hari. Shiyasa ta juyamin duwawu dan nayi wani abu” da ahankali na manne mata a duwawunta muka cigaba da rawa tana gogamin duwawun kan shatin bura, takamo hannayena ta dora kan nonuwanta tana dannewa alamar na matsa mata su, ai tuni nafara aikin ina musu wani irin laguda na musamman tana bankarewa tana kara shiga jikina ina latsan nonuwan kamar sabon biredi duk girmansu sai naji hannuna na shanyesu juyo da ita nayi nakai mata bakina ta budemin nata, nafara tsotsan harshenta tana mayarmin da martani, ashe ustaziya ma tasan “French kiss” duk ta rikice, tohfah nan natina da duma-duman duwawunta nakai musu cafka ina matsawa suna lumewa suna dawowa ina tura hannu ta tsagan duwawun ina shafawa. Kasa tsayuwa Maryam tayi duk jikinta yadauke huta.

 

Washhh ahh tana nishi da gurnanin dadi, idanunta suncanza kalan jah. Fadawa kan babban kushen nayi tare da ita tana zaune kan cinyata ina kokarin cire vest din dake jikinta ta tayani muka cire shi, tasa hannu ta baya ta balle breziyar, yan matasan nonuwan suka bayyana kan fuskana bul-bul dasu, nakai bakina nasa dayan nonon abaki nafara sha ina tsotsa ina lagudar dayan da yatsuna tana kara turomin kirjin a baki. Sai dana tsotsa nonuwan sosai na kwantar da ita nacire kayan jikina, sai wani guntun wando mai kama da pant dake jikina na kwanta gefenta muka fara sabon romance(shafe-shafe), tana kirjina zuwa ciki har hannunta ya gangara kan wandon wanda burana har yafito waje, takama tana bin tsayen buran da yatsu tana murzawa hannunta ba karamin laushi gareshi ba, wani farin ruwa na tsantsowa kan kaciyar ina lumshe idanu dadin hannun Maryam nakaimin har kwanya, hannayena nakan duwawunta ina matsansu jinake ladies din dake jikinta yana hanani jindadi sosai, najasa kasa duwawun suka fito nafara musu sabon matsasu inajin hannun Maryam yana wasa da burana nima na zagayo da hannuna daya kan durinta har yayi shakaf da ruwan dadi nafara shafa kofar durin nakama dan belin ina murzawa. Kukan dadi naji tanayi ahhh washhh ohh, nacigaba da shafa durin ina murza mata belin durin, sai mutsu mutsu take kamar ana kokarin yankata, dadi na ratsata sosai, natura babban yatsa sulum naji yashige durin, tasa ihu ashhh nakara tura hannu tana lumshe idanu, durin akwai dumi nafara cirewa ina mayarwa tana ahh washh tana kakkameni, burana na hannunta tana jansa kamar zata tsinka, naji tana goga buran da durinta. Cire yatsana nayi ina kara shan lebenta nahau kanta natura buran ahhh lum yashige takara rungumana ta matseni nafara mata gwatso ahankali tana ihu wayyo washh ahankali tana rutse idanu, nikam banjinta tun lokacin dana luma burana cikin kogon dadinta naji dumi na musamman ya lullube ni, duk da iskan fankar dake yawo a falon amma zufa nakeyi ina cakawa Maryam gwatso, yanzu tayi shiru sai nishin dadi datakeyi sama sama nacigaba da gwatso, can naga ina ganin duhu duhu, marana na zuu nakara bada himma ina caka gwatso da karfi ina haaa haa ohhh zuur na buga gwatso da karfi ina tsiyaye mata ruwan manniyi muka kakkame juna tanajin manniyina na gangarawa cikin mararta zuwa wani lokaci na shinfide gefe ina maida numfashi,

 

Ita kam jitake kamar yanzu akafara wasan dan ko bata kawo ba, ta tabani ta nuna min agogon hannunta alaman lokaci na tafiya tare da cemin

 

“Ka tashi mu karasa mana!”

 

A’a yamma yayi sosai sunkusa dawowa” na mayar mata da amsa na miqe tsaye.

 

Murkuda baki tayi tace “sai da kakawo sanna kasan hakan, kadai kace bazaka iyaba raggo ne”

 

Hmmm maganarta yaban mamaki a zuciyana nace (daman haka yarinyar nan take? Sai na nuna mata ni smart jarumi ne). sai nace mata

 

“haka kikace?”

 

Eh mana” taban amsa (Fan’s kuji fa yarinyar datake girmamani, gashi tanason ta renani gun cin duri wai ni raggo) daman sandar burana a miqe yake yana harbin iska, na daqata najuya ta duwawunta taming oho nakama buran na saita subul nasamu kofar durin na tura da karfina ahhh wayyoo dadi ta furta ahankali. Nafara kai mata gwatso ina cacckanta da karfi tana nishi tun inayi da karfi har nafara ragewa, amma ita ko ajikinta babu alamar gajiya ko kawowa can naji fah kaciyata ta rike alamar kowani lokaci zan iya kawowa. Da sauri na zare buran ina maida numfashi, (dabarana a nan shine ruwan ya koma dan idan nakawo bata kawo ba akwai matsala, dan zata rena ni) Gadai yarinya ustaziya amma harija ko jin bura batayi. Wasu dabaru suka sake shigowa kaina, kwantar da ita nayi da rigingine yadda danasa bura wani gefen zantama gwatso hakan akayi kuwa inafara tura tasa ihu tana gurnanin dadi ahh ahha wayyo ahh kacini ohh sai ihu take, nikam sai suburbudan duri nake idan naji alaman zankawo sai na cire nayi kamar ina canza (style) kwanciya har sai danaji ta kawo tacika falon da ihunta duk da haka naki sakinta ina buga gwatso ashh ahhh tafara tureni tana na sauka yayi haka amma ko jinta banyi har hawaye tafara amma sai danakawo na sauka kanta ina maida numfashi. Kusan minti biyu babu wanda ya motsa cikin mu can na matso kusa da ita ina matsa nononta ina mata murmushi itama tana min murmushin jin dadi, nace “ko za’a kara wani zagayen?” tashi tsaye tayi da sauri tana neman mayar da kayanta tace “A’a wallahi kai jarumi ne!” Hahahah mukasa dariya. 

Sai datasa wandonta, na dauko mata breziyarta kafin nabata nasa bakina kan nononta nakara tsotsa sanna nasa mata shi, tadora vest dinta da doguwar hijab din har kasa wacce ke rufe duka sura jikinta, ta rungumoni muna sumbatar juna sai kiran sallar magrib mukaji anfara yi, da gudu ta sakeni tana daqamin hannu sai anjima takai bakin kofar tajisa a rufe na jefa mata key ta bud eta fita. Toh yadda mukayi da Ustaziya maryam kenan.

 

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 Misalin karfe hudu da rabi naga kira yashigo wayana dubawa nayi naga USTAZIYA, na daqa wayar “hello Leemat nacanza mata suna dan jiya tafada min sunanta Halimat.

 

Daga can bankarenta tace “kazoo ina kwanar da muka hadu jiya”. Toh” kawai nace ina shirin miqewa, lil price dake gefena yace “Maza sai ina haka?” ya jefomin tambaya, na juyo nace “ wanna sabon kwailar ta jiya zanje gani”, 

“Kai Smart badai ustaziyan nan ba! “Toh sai kata musu kallon ustazan ‘ina dosan kwanar damuka hade jiya, 

Tsaye na hangota sanye da bakin hijab dinta har kasa in banda takalmin kafarta bana hango komai, fuskarta sanye da nikam ahankali nakarasa inda take ina watsa mata murmushin so da kauna. Munyi hira kadan gun tsaye tace min zata wuce, bata fuska nayi nace “haba bayan munyi dake babu inda zakije yau” “Toh amma nagaji da tsayuwa! “Ahh toh mudan zagaya man”. Mukaci gaba da tafiya munakara shiga daji inda babu mutane sosai har muka isa wajan wani reshe mai inuwa da ni’ima iska na yawo gun ban sha’awa muka yada zango gun, ina fuskantar ta “Uhm kullum fuskanki rufe baza’a budemin ba nagani ba yau?,

 

Murmushi ta danyi tafara shire nikam din ahankali har ta cire gabadaya kallonta nake cikin ido, fara ce sanna tanada hanci shiba dogo ba bakuma guntu ba, bakinta karami yasha jan baki, idanunta mulmul kamar nawa. Daka ganta kaga Fulani amma irin Fulanin nan da kudi yazauna musu, bansan lokacin da bakina yafurta “PRINCESS” ahankali kuma cikin nutsuwa nakai hannuna kan lebenta ina tabawa, asannu nake motsa kaina har gushinmu ya hade manne munajin numfashin juna kuma banbar kallon cikin idanunta ba wa’anda sunfara canza kala, nakai bakina ina sumbatar lebenta, sai caraf takama kaina tana maryar min da martani nima ina tsotsan bakinta, ta rungumoni jikinta muka rike juna muna sumbata ban ankara ba naji hannun leemat kan burana tana shafawa hadi da murzawa cikin kwarewa, tura hannayena nayi cikin hijab din nadora kan matasan yan nonuwanta nafara shafasu ina matsawa itama tana murzamin bura da yatsu naji tana kokarin tura hannu cikin wandon naja wandon kasa buran yayi tsalle waje cikin hannunta kuma cikin doguwar hijab dinnan, ta cigaba da murzawa, kan kaciyar na dis dis da ruwan sha’awa, ina matsa nonuwanta amma suna cikin riga nayi kokarin saukar dashi kash ashe doguwar rigace mara zif. Na sauke hannayena nadora kan duma-duman duwawun Princess manyan duwawu ga taushi da laushi, naja rigan sama, wow ashe ko pant babu jikinta, nafara matsa fatan duwawunta dayan hannuna kan durin ina shafawa ahankali tare da murzawa ahhh uhmm tafara tana matseni da kama hannuna, haka na cigaba da abunda nake nasa yatsa daya washhh ahh ta furta da karfi ta kwanto jikina ina cinta da yatsan, a sannan jikinta duk yayi lum babu kwari, hannuta nakama nakara dorawa kan burana tana shafawa da matsawa dadi na harbamin ina jindadin yadda take bin buran da yatsu, gaskiya kam tasan sirrin luguda kaciya duk ta rikitar dani kamar yadda na rikitar da ita, sai naji duri kawai nakeson tsoma burana ciki. Kama kwankwasonta nayi da hannu bibbiyu da niyya saita burana data fahimci abunda nake shirin yi ta matse cinyoyinta “uhm uhm” ta hanani duri, hada fuska nayi zansaketa gabadaya, ta rungumoni “kayi hakuri tsoro nakeji” sai lokacin nayi murmushi najawo ta jikina “Toh ai bazan miki da zafi ba” ta bude min kafafunta ahankali na saita durin, na tura bura, washhh rungumeni takara yi ta matseni tana lumshe ido haaa ashhh nafara motse ina gwatso ahankali haka na cigaba da mata ahankali tana ihun dadi, da nishin mai kara dadin cin duri haaa washh ashhh ahhhh uhmmm haaa nikam nayi nisa cikin dumammen durinta kuma matsese, dadi ke harba min har kwanya washhh haaa aushh sautin ihun Princess kenan. Ina kai mata gwatso da karfi ina gurnanin ni’iman danake kwasa cikin kogonta n adage na caka mata gwatso da karfi zuu zir ina kawowa kan cinyoyinta ta kakkameni dakyau sai dana tsiyayye duka, duk jikinta babu kwari ahaka muka gangaro kowa na zancen zuci, nikam nawa zancen baiwuce na kwafsawan danayi ba ai daki yakamata muje irin wannan gashi durin bai isheni ba, itama ko ta kawo “oho”, wani zuciyan yace ai gwama hakan idan kayi maganar aje daki bazataje ba USTAZIYA ce amma yanzu tunda har kabude ai shawo kanta mai sauki ne. sai a sannan naji hankalina ya kwanta, a lokacin muka kawo inda zamu rabu nake tambayarta “My Princess gobe zamu hadu na gamsar dake sosai koh?” Kallona tayi amma fuskanta babu wani annuri kuma nasan dalilin hakan, abunka da wacce bata saba ba ko bata taba yi ba” girgiza min kai tayi alamar ehh kawai ta wuce” nima tafiyana nayi ina tinanin irin dadin dana kwasa gun princess dina.

 

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Ta majalisar mu na gangaro amma babu kowa gun, nima nayi hanyar gida. Wani kwana nashiga inda nazo gifta dakin Nectar wani dan anguwanmu gayen mai harka da manyan mata, sai naji kamar dariyar mace daga dakin, tsayawa nayi naga wacece kuma yau tare da mutumin, bayan dakin naje wani hanya ne matsasse kafin kaikai window’n. Kallon hanyar nayi anya zan iya shiga nan karfa na maqale garin kallon gulma, haka nashiga lungun babu wani wahala nakai bakin window amma duk yahna ya baibaye ni (tohfah sai kace wanda yazo sata) amma kallon cin duri zanyi kunsan kallon cin duri dadi garai, sai natura kaina kadan na leqa dakin. Abunda nagani ne yasa ni suman tsaye na kurawa wacce nagani ido bakowa bace face wata yarinya da bata haura ishirin ba a shekaru kuma USTAZIYA wacce idan da labara naji zan daka tsalle nace karya ne, kara murza idanu nayi ko mafarki dai nake sai naga tabbas itace. A cikin zuciyana nace (Ikon Allah) maida hankalina nayi naga meke faruwa.

 

Yarinyar na kwance bisa katifa tana kallon rufin dakin shikuma yana zaune gefenta yana danna waya da alama waya yagama yi yanzu, kamo hannunsa tayi tajawo sa jikinta tace “masoyina nayi kewar burar bananarka” saurayin dan guntun murmushi yasake yana shafa kan fuskarta ya amsa ta “babyna ai kece baki zuwa muna….” Kafin yagama furta abundake bakinsa yaji bakinta cikin nasa tana sumbatarsa, saurayin yana mayar mata da martani yakama kwankwasonta suka murgina yazamana tana kansa, suka kurawa juna ido, sai lokacin naga suffar budurwar da kyau daga kan nonuwanta har zuwa duwawunta zaka tabbatar wannan kazar ta kosa, ita dai batada tsaye sosai kuma batada haske sosai, kirjinta dam yake da nonuwa bantaba sanin haka ba saboda kullum cikin katon hijab take, dana saukar da idanuna kan manyan duwawunta kuwa sai naji burana yadaki wandona bul na taba nace “shege yaga kayan dadi” (ai indai kinada manyan duwawu ko bakida kyau anwuce wajan zamuyi harka dan babu abunda ke tafiyar da imanina irin manyan duwaiwai) uhm na manta labari nake baku koh!

 

Haba sai naga sun kakkame juna suna sumbata. Saurayin na shafa sassan jikinta masu motsa sha’awa hannayesa na matsan duwawun suna lumewa, can sun dau lokaci haka tana nishi da kyar a lokacin tabar sumbatarsa, ta miqe zaune kan cinyarsa tadora hannunta kan guntun wandon tana shafa burarsa ahankali naga kuma taja wandon kasa burar yayi tsalle yafito ta kama da hannu tana bin tsayen burar tana murmushi takara dora hannu yazama biyu tana shafa kan buran da mazziyi yafara taruwa tana amfani da ruwan tana murza buran da hannayenta, saurayin na lumshe idanu haaa uhmm dadi na ratsashi, dataga ta rikitar dashi sosai sai ta sunkuyay da kanta ta lashe ruwa da yakara taruwa kan burar sanna ta tura cikin baki haaa saurayin yayi ihun dadi, tafara tsotsan tana sama da kasa da bakinta, tanayi tana wasa da kan burar da harshe, hannunta na hagu nakan golayensa tana matsasu tareda murzawa, saurayin babu abunda yafi so kamar yaga ana tsotsan masa bura ana wasa da ya’yan golayensa, ya fara mata gwatso hannayensa na rike da kanta yana caka gwatso a bakinta subul subul yana gwatso dadi nakara harba masa zuwa kwakwalwarsa yana gurnani nishinsa na tashi haaa haaa ohhh haaa yana gwatso kamar yasamu duri, yaji mararsa ta daure yana gwatso ahankali, can yayi wani karfafan gwatso haaaa aushhhh ahhh uhmmm yana lumshe ido ruwan manniyi na harbawa bakinta sai da yagama kawowa taji kamar zatayi amai, haka ta hadiye kut ta shinfide gefensa tana mayarda numfashi, idan da sabo ta saba da hakan,

 

Saurayin ya miqe ya kama vest din dake jikinta ya cire, ya rungumota yasa hannu ya balle breziyar nonuwan suka fito (haaa washh naja numfashi burana na dir dir cikin wando kamar ansa “Alarm” sai yanzu nake jin haushin lekensu din danake kamar nayi tsalle nafada dakin)

 

Haka saurayin yafara shafa nonuwan yana matsawa hannu bibbiyu kamar yakama tsitaren mota yana murzawa, tafara nishi haaa uhm tana bankaro kirji tana tura masa, saurayin yakama kan nononta yana lailayawa yasa baki daidai kan nonon yana masa kewaya, takama kansa tana dannawa, hannunsa daya yana murza dayan nonon, yadau lokaci yana tsotsan nonuwanta idan ya tsotsa na dama, yadawo ya tsotsa na hagu, ahaka har ya gangaro kan cikinta yana shafa gefen cikin da hannayensa, yakama tsiket diin jikinta yaja kasa fararen cinyoyinta suka fara baiyana har yazare duka, ta inda nake har ina hango farin pant dinta a jiqe, yazare ahankali ya bude kafafunta ta ware masa, gamsassashen kamshin durin ke fitarwa mai tada hankalin mai kallo, (wayyo na lumshe idanuna na matse burana wani guguwar sha’awa nakeji) saurayin yakai hannunsa kan durin yana shafawa ahankali, tana lumshe idonta tana nishin dadi, haka ya cigaba da shafawa yana murzawa can naga yana kokarin tura mata yatsa, haaa washhh tasa ihu lokacin da yatsansa ya lume cikin durinta, yana zarowa da turawa, tana sumbatu ahh uhh haaa ohh tana mutsu mutsu da bankarewa, cikin kwarewa yake caccakan durin yana kai dayan hannunsa kan nonuwan yana matsawa, tana gurnani haaa aushh washhh dadi cigaba haaa oohhh washhh ta cika dakin da sumbatu ko nace ta cikamin dodon kunne da ihun dadi haaa ashh wayyo ta kama hannunsa ta tura da karfi ashhh ahh ta fantsale masa hannu da ruwan dadi

 

Wayyo sai dana bar lekarsu, ina maida numfashi inajin dis dis cikin wandona, wayyo Allah ga duri ina gani amma babu daman kace ko “A”, nikam naga riban gulma nafada a zuciyana, fan’s bari nakara leqo mana dai kar abarmu a baya, ahankali na maida kaina, inda naga suna kwance rungume da juna hannunta nakan burarsa wacce tafi na farko tsaye da kauri indai mutum ya karanta Shahararren littafin nan mai suna MAI BURAR BANANA to ayyana itace wannan. Saurayin ya jirgita budurwar ta kwanciyar bangare ta juyo masa da baya ya kama burar ya daqa qafarta daya sama yasamu kofar durin nata yatura haaa yasakalo hannunsa yakama nonuwanta budurwar da taji burarsa ya nutse mata kuma yakama mata duri yadda takeso ohhh wahshh ta furta, yafara yawo da kungunsa yana kai mata gwatso ahankali sai sautin nishinta ke tashi kadan kadan, can saurayin ya cigaba kamar ansawa wuta fetir, yana gwatso da sauri haa haaa wayoo haa washh ohh uhm ohh haaa sautin ihunta ke tashi pat pat pat yake badawa bakinsa a bude alamar yana kwasar dadi hooo haaa washh ahhh, saurayin ya miqe ya minginar da ita ta rub da ciki, ya cigaba da cinta ahaka yadau lokaci yana gwatso sai sumbatu takeyi sautin ihunta yacika dakin, haaa haaa uhhh ahhh, yabada wani kafarfan gwatso yayi ruf akanta haaa uhmnm ohh aushhh, ya tsiyaye mata manniyi, itama kakkame katifar tayi tana kawowa suna manne da juna tamkar mayen karfe ya manne.

 

Ina ganin haka na juya nabi hanyar dana bi na shigo na fita jikina a sanyaye idanuna sunyi jajur kamar tsohon mashaye, daman gidan mu ba nisa daga gun nakarasa, a sannan yamma yayi sosai koda nashiga falon naga munyi baki daga Kano matar wani yayana na durkusa na gaisheta, ta amsamin “Samari ya aiki?” na kwakolu murmushi nace “lafiya lau Anty” sannan nakara da tambayarta “ya yara da kuma Khadija wata kanwarta wacce sukazo kwanaki da ita yarinyar tasan harka, kwanaki daddare muna falo na kwanta gefenta kan kushin duk da ga yara falon amma babu haske sosai kuma irin daurin kirjin nan tayi, lokacin ta kwance min zanin babu ko breziya tace na tsotsa har canza min nonon take ina tsotsan dayan, hannunta kuma yana lagudar burata tana murzawa cikin kwarewa, ingajarce muku dai munyi shafe shafe da tsotse a hakan, amma washe gari suka bar garin bansamu naci durinta ba, gashi yau naga matar yayana shine nake tambayarta ita tace min “ayya gata can kwance wai kanta na ciwo kasan yanayin hanyar” wani dadi naji har da ita a kazo kenan, ce mata nayi “eh hakane kam” nabarsu nan nashige daki.

 

Cak na tsaya bakin kofar, burana yayi wani huf yadaki wando, Khadija ce kwance tayi rub da ciki, tana sanye da riga da siket na atamfa mai-yayi tana shinfide bisa katifata wa’annan manyan duwawunta sun baiyana alamar Welcome Sir, babu abunda yafi daukan hankalina a jikinta kamar duwawunta ko tafiya take shi kawai nake kallo, burana yayi tutu ya turo wando, ahankali na taka kusa da ita, sai naga ta farka tana ganina ta dako wani tsalle Oyoyo ta rungumeni da kyar kafafuna ya iya rikeni, caraf na dora hannayena kan duwawunta, nonuwanta suka manne kirjina, a lokacin nayi wani ajiyar zuciya uhmmm na lumshe ido kamar na maqale a lantarki, ahankali taja jikinta ta fuskance ni, inason nayi mata Magana amma yaki fita ta kuramin ido, tace “ya naga idanunka sunyi jajur ne ko baka da lafiya ne?” kallonta kawai nakeyi wai banda lafiya, ahankali nakara jawota jikina da kyar na furta “ai wa’annan matasan duwawun naki ne!” tayi murmushi ta rungumoni a karo na biyu ta matse kaina kan kirjinta, da naji na manne da kananun nonuwanta amma suna da tsaye da tsini tare da wani gamsashen kamshin jikinta daya bugi hancina naja numfashi da karfi uhmmmm ahh nakara cafke duwawunta a karo na biyu amma wannan karan matsasu nake sosai ina shafawa zuwa cinyarta, haaa washhhh ta furta naji hannunta kan burana ta cafke haaaa nakara latsa duwawunta da kyau, itama tana murzamin tana matse kan kaciyar idan tazo daidai kan har wani juyi takeyi da hannunta ahhh ohh washh ina lumshe ido wani dadi na musamman ke harbamin, na mannata da bangon dakin mukaci gaba da gamsar da juna, ta kawo bakinta kan nawa muna sumbatar juna cikin kwarewa bakinta har wani dadi yake dashi, hannunta nakan burana tana jijjiwa da murzawa nima manyan duwawunta suna hannayena….

Muryar kanina mukaji yana cewa “Khadija anty tace kifito kiyi sallah” tirkashi muna manne da juna kamar mu kwana a hakan, Khadija ta cire bakinta cikn nawa taja zif din wandona buran yayi tsalle fat yafito tasa hannu ta murza na lumshe ido washhh ruwan daya fara taruwa kan kaciyar ta shafe burar da ita sanna ta sake tayi hanyar fita tana cewa “zanzo bayan isha” ina kallonta har ta fita dakin.

 

Ba laifi na rage zafi kuma nasa a raina yau sai naci Khadija, nalura da ita bata damu da cin duri ba ita kawai ayi shafe shafe da tsotse tsotse.

 

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Bayan isha ina daki ina chatting da Princess dina tana fadamin irin dadin dataji har dacemin ina ma ace muna tare yanzu. Haka chat dinmu yata wakana, can naduba agogon wayata har 9:30 tayi sai lokacin nakara tinawa Khadija bata zo ba har yanzu”, kodai tafasa zuwa ne”, tambayar danayiwa kaina kenan, nace bari dai natashi naduba ta nagani, ina isa bakin kofar zanbude naga anbude “ashe itace da wasu kayan bacci farin vest da karamin wando wacce bairufe cinya ba, kuma ya matsassu, nima karamin wando ce kadai jikina, ta bude kofar ta shigo ta rufe ta manne da kofar muna fuskantar juna, da kyar na furta “ya naga kindade” jan numfashi tayi tana lashe kan lebenta da harshe, hannunta kan durinta ta shafo “ ahhh na tsaya suyi bacci” sai yanzu nagane wato dai duk yan gidan sunyi bacci yanzu kuma ita daman tare da kananun kannai na suke bacci a dakinsu daban” nayi murmushi, kafin nace wani abu, Khadija ta kamo hannuna ta dora kan durinta yadda naji karamar wandon ashe shele-shele ne babu wani kwari har tudun durinta da tsagansa inaji a hannuna, durin ya jiqe da ruwan dadi, a bukace take na cigaba da shafawa natura hannu cikin wandon ina shafa durin da kyau kafin na ankara naga tacire yar vest din ta jefasa gefe wa’annnan matasan nonuwanta suka baiyyana tasa hannunta ta matsasu haaa tana lumshe idanu tanajin dadin hannuna a durinta, nakai fuskana kan kirjinta tana murzamin nonuwan kan fuska sanna nakama daya nafara tsotsa, ina murza dayan da hannu ita kam kasa komai tayi takama kaina tana turamin nonuwanta a baki tana bankarowa tana nishi sama sama, ahankali natura mata babban yatsana lum yashige haaa washhh ta kara matse kaina haka na cigaba da tura yatsana ina tsotsan nonuwanta tana sumbatu, ban barta ba har sai da naji ta kawo ta jiqamin hannuna sannan na shifidar da ita kan katifar, ta kwanta tana maida numfashi, naja wandona kasa burata tayi tsalle ta fito, naja wandonta nacire shi kyakkyawan durin nan ya baiyana yana sheik kan idununa, nakai harshena na lashe sauran manniyin nah aye kanta. Yanzu tadawo hayyacinta sosai muka rungume juna tana shafa jikina, idanunta a lumshe dadi na ratsa mata ko’ina, nima bin jikinta nake da shafa, can naji tana goga burana kan durinta tana kara jan numfashi na’aza turawa zatayi, amma ta cigaba da gogawa kan durinta (tohfah ko shima hakan yanada wani dadi ne gun mata “oho”) nakama buran da hannuna na saita yana gocewa nalaluba durin kuwa, na tura haaaa ta kakkame ni, nima sai dana lumshe ido wani dumi naji a kaciyana kuma durin ya matse burata nafara gwatso ahankali ina sama da kasa idanunta a lumshe tana nishin jin dadi uhmm haaa ushhh haaa a ranar sai dana mata ruwa uku sanna lokacin ta gaji takoma dakinsu ta kwanta…

 

KARSHE

 

Yadda mukayi da USTAZIYA PrincessLee kuwa a washe garin ranar bata zo ba, har sati daya yayi bamu hadu ba, na nemeta a chat wai ta tuba ta dena harka bazatayi ba, wa’azi kala kala ta ta suburbudo min. bandamu ba saboda ga Khadija muna shagalin mu mu duk lokacin danaso. Kusan Ustaziya daman idan abun nasu ya motsa musu suke neman mafita dazaran sunsamu bukatarsu ya biya tohfah duk duniya kai ta tsana, bayan wata daya ne USTAZIYA na muna chat take cemin “Tanason complete yanzu! “yaushe zakazo ne? Kazo gobe ko jibi mana? Ta jeromin tambayoyi heheheh USTAZIYA andawo kan anya fah…

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