Farkon Labari

 

Burarsa ce a hannunta tana murzawa yana kara jindadin hannun zee, hannayensa yakai kan nonuwan zee yafara lailaya kan nonon zee tace washhh gindinta yafara fito da ruwa tura shi tayi baya yafada godon ta hau kan burarsa ta saita da durin nata ‘tsul’ buran ta cika durin zee tafara motse da kugunta tana washhh babcy kana da dadi shima yana tayata gwatso yana sumbatu ahhhhhh wasshhhh ahhhh dadii ahh zeee yaji mararsa ta daure alaman zai kawo yaji wani dadi na ratsa shi yana nishi da kyar yana gwatso ahhhh ahhh yatura da karfi sai….

 

 

 

Babawo babawo tashi lafiya sai mutsusu kakeyi a katifar kai daya? Firgirgit yatashi yaga yayansa ne ya yamutsa idanunsa yaduba ko da gaske ne yana cin zee dinsa “Wai wani irin mafarki kakeyi ne haka? Yayansa yatambaya “yayi shiru yana raba idanu” yayan yafita yabarsa, babcy yatashi ya zauna yana tinanin zee dinsa wacce yake yawan mafarkin cin ta amma yana ganin kamar in yamata Magana bazata amince ba saboda yawansa hijabinta, Zee Kyakkyawace fara ba mai tsayi sosai ba tana da manyan nonuwa wanda ko hijabinta tasa suna bayyana sosai idan kuma aka gangaro kasan duwawunta sun bayyyana sosai tana da diri wacce ko wani namiji ke son kasancewa da ita a godo shiyasa take yawan daukewa babcy hankalinsa duk ranar da yaje hira wajanta sai wandonsa ya jiqe jagab.

 

Ina daidai kan titi na hango Zee na neman abun hawa, karasawa wajanta nayi “Ah Zee ya akayi ne kwana biyu? ‘Qlau, Zee yanzu ba’a ganinki koh? Ehh wlh kasan munkoma makaranta ne amma kullum cikin kewanka nake kaima baka shigowa ko kasamu wata ce? A’a kawai aikine yamin yawa amma zan shigo yau” muka jera muna hira,

 

Da dare yayi na shirya amma garin sanyi akeyi yau hakan yasa nadora rigan sanyi, ina kaiwa gidan su nakira wayarta ta fito, tana zuwa ta kwanto jikina ahh Smart akwai sanyi fa da kabari kazoo gobe ai, na rungumota jikina nace ga dumin jikinki wani hakura zanyi kuma, muna tsaye tana shafa zuwa kirjina Zee tafara daukan hankalina da hannayenta, a lokacin nima hannayena nakan duwaiwanta na cafke ina matsawa kamar ina wasa da auduga saboda laushin ina shafawa a hankali, sai ta daqo idanununta ai kuwa muka kurawa juna ido nakai bakina kan nata nafara tsotsan jan belenta wanda yasha kwalliya ina tura harshena ina tabo dandano bakinta itama tana kara mayar min da sumbata ina shafa bayanta zuwa duwaiwanta masu laushi hannunta naji kan burana tafara shafawa ta saman wandona abun yamin dadi ina matseta jikina sai najuyata yadda duwawunta na gogan burana da yafara ruwa na kamo nonuwanta ina matsasu nonuwan manya ne sun cika kirjinta dam ina wasa dasu tana kara tura kirjinta hannayena natura cikin hijib din na fito da nonuwan waje kan nonon yamiqe sosai nonuwan sun kumbura dadin lasawa itama har ta zuge zip dina tana murza burana cikin yatsunta wani dadi ya mamaye ni yadda nake wasa da nonuwanta hannuna daya na sauke zuwa bujenta dake jikinta hannuna na tura ciki naji pant din a jiqe nakara tura hannu cikin pant din na shafo saman durin sai ta wani zillo jikina ahh Smart a hankali, Zee tafara nishi abun yakara rikitar dani ina shafa durin jikinta na karkarwa cikin kankanin lokaci naji burana na kara tsalle cikin yatsun zee dadi yarufe ni nafara ahh washhh ahhh dadi zee taci gaba da wasa da burana ta tsuguna takama buran ta saka cikin baki hakan yasa na lumshe ido tana tsotsan buran ina kara tura mata ina gwatso a bakin zee wanda ji nake kamar baáyin sanyi yau sai naji ina tsulala mata ruwan bura cikin baki ahhh washhh na rike kanta na danna cikin buran na juye mata ruwan sannan ta sake buran tana tari kamar zatayi amai, dayake lungun da muke baá binsa kuma anguwansu zee irin sabon anguwan nan ne wanda idan zaka kwana kana cin duri ba wanda zai hangoka na mayar da zip dina itama ta gyara nace yanzu kina jin sanyi kuwa? tace “Ehh mana ai wannan nake bukata takara shafo burana ni kuma banson cinta a kofar gidansu” karki damu ai ni naki ne zaki dandana shi amma ba'a nan ba, sai naduba agogon hannuna naga dare yayi sosai, mukayi sallama ta koma gida ta shige dakinta ta kwanta taji takasa bacci gindinta na kaikayi tasa hannun tana shafa belin durinta washhh ahhh tasa baban yatsanta ta suka cikin durin wash ta lumshe idanunta tacigaba da cin kanta tana sumbatu ahhh tana shafa nonuwanta tana kara yima kanta gwatso ruwa yafara tsiyaya tana kawowa durinta na tsullo da ruwa tana kyarma tana ihu ahhhh ta matse jikinta da cinyoyinta daga nan bacci yadauke ta.

Babcy yafito wanka kenan ya shirya yana tsaye yana gyara dogon gashin kansa wanda yakara fito da kyansa, sai yaga ambude kofar dakinsa kande ce tashigo dakin ta kwanta bisa gadon abinta babcy ko kallonta beyi ba yagama shirinsa, to zanfita ne fa kin kwanta “haba babcy kaima kasan me yakawo ni dai ko, “to gaskiya yanzu akwai inda zanje ne kande kibari zamu hadu anjima “Kande ta hada fuska tasan daman wulakanci zai mata amma tana sonsa saboda yakai namiji wajan suburdan duri, kande tace yau muna da Party na kwana a Safara Hotel zakozo ko? Toh muje naji yace mata, Kande tafito daga nan tawuce wajan qawarta Zee “Kande yau kece a gidan namu nasan baki zuwa wajan mutum haka kurum meye labari?” zee ta tambaya, dayake makarantar su daya qawayen juna ne zee tasan kande sosai tun a primary qawaye ne Kande tace “Gayyatanki nazo yi muna da wasan Chakwala Dadi “wasa kuma wanne? Zee ta tambaya, “Partyn mu mana “Tohh zee ta rike baki ohh to karfe nawa? “Ke kwana za’ayi ai ana shagalin, “Kande kinsan dai baza’a bari nakai ko goma waje ba”To kizo ko goman ne ba sai kidawo ba, kande takurawa zee idanu bakomai take kallo ba sai rabin nonuwan zee da yaleko waje kande ta jayo zee jikinta ta kai ma nonuwan cafka wash qawata kwana biyu bansha nonon nan naki ba suka kara runguman juna daman zee tun jiya nonuwanta ke kaikayi har ta kwakule kanta, kande tafito da nonuwan zee tasa daya a baki tana matsa dayan ahh a hankali kand.. ahh.., sai kara tura mata nonon take a baki a lokacin kande taja wandon dake jikin zee gindinta ya bayyana sabo ne ba'a taba cin durin ba kande tasa hannu tana shafa durin dadi na kara shigan zee ahhh kande tsosan min kande tasa baki tana tsotsan maiko maikon ruwan gindin zee, sai tsotse ta take zee nakara turo kugunta tana sama da bayanta tana wasa da nonuwanta tanajin dadin yanayin sai zuu ruwa ya tsinke mata duk ta cika ma kande baki da ruwan duri kande ta hau kanta suka hada baki suna tsotse harshen juna kande tace to saura ni ko? Zee tace kande wallahi jikina yamutu sosai bazan iya komai ba yanzu kibari anjima idan mun hadu wajan partyn, “ko to ba matsala nima sauri nakeyi kande tafito tayi gaba, Zee bacci yadauketa a wajan, sai can yamma ta farka tayi wanka sannan ta dauko wayanta taga 4 miss call daga babcy, kafin ta kira taga wani kiran taduba taga Smart Boy sai tadaqa “Zee yakike, “qlau kaifa?, Lafiyata lau wlh nayi kewanki zee kinsan an kwana biyu baki kaini garin dadi ba, “Hahh ko? Eh mana yaushe zamu hadu ne? Eh toh kabari zankira ka idan lokaci yayi kaji nawan” ok sai najiki na yanke wayan daga nan zee tacigaba da duba wayan...

 

Babcy na zaune yana tinanin sahibansa sai yaga kiran wani abokinsa yana daqawa suka gaisa yace “to meye labari ne? Abokin yace “yanzu na hadu da mutuniyarka kande tace min yau ne partyn su zaka samu zuwa kuwa? Ba lallai bane naje saboda akwai inda zanje yau” abokin “ wajan zee ko? Ai itama tana wajan yau” haba dai aboki to sai munhadu kenan”. Yaji dadin hakan da zee zata amma daman tana zuwa party ne yake tambayan kansa! Yakoma gida domin yakara shiryawa.

 

Hotel din yacika da mata da samari kowa na harkar gabansa masu rawa nayi masu kallo nayi da sauransu wasu ma cikin dakin dake Hall din suke shiga suna shagalinsu.

 

Babcy yagama shirinsa takwas na dare yafito yakira numbar abokin nasa har sau uku ba'a daqa wayar ba sai ya yanke shawaran zuwa gidansu daman anguwarsu kusa ne tafiyan minti goma yayi yakowo kofar gidan, daman shi dakinsa ta waje take kai tsaye ya nufa dakin yatura kofar mezai gani? Ya hango ana tsotsewa abokinsa bura, ya tsaya cak yana kallon yadda nonuwanta suke manya ga bayanta ya bayyana amma yakasa gano inda yasanta sai yaji wani irin sha'awarta ya mamaye shi burarsa dake wando ta kumbura duk hankalinsa ya tashi, Sai ta hangosa tayi sauri taja bargon dake katifar tarufe jikinta saboda yakai minti biyar da shigowarsa basu kula dashi ba daga nan abokinsa yagansa “ babcy har ka shirya ma sai yatina babcy na saurin yaje yaga masoyiyarsa ce” ya taso yazo kusa da inda babcy ke tsaye da wandonsa yaturo “ ni zanshiga wanka yanzu zanfito muje, dan matsa kusa mana ka tsaya nan Rabi ce fa!” sai a lokacin babcy yagane Rabi ce yar unguwarsu yana yawan ganinta yadda duwawunta suke jibga jibga take yawan jan hankalinsa dasu nonuwanta kuwa baisan haka suke da girma ba sai yau, ya karasa kan katifar “Rabi kece daman banganeki ba sai yanzu” ya zauna kusa da ita Rabi na kallon yadda burarsa ke motse cikin wando sha'awarta yadawo sabo tana son yacita, sai ta dora hannunta saman wandon taji burar a hannunta “ahhhh ya furta da iska haaa sai tayi sauri ta bude zip din burarsa tayi tsalle ta fito, Rabi taga har wani ruwa burar takeyi gata da tsaye burar ta matukar burgeta ta kamo kan burar ta lashe babcy yayi kamar zai fado daga zaunen da yake, sai Rabi ta kwantar dashi tasa burar a bakinta tana tsotsa yana kara jin dumin bakinta yana sumbatu washhh ahhh” bakin Rabi akwai dadi ga iya sarrafa bura cikin baki a haka taci gaba da shan buran har yaji burarsa tana zugi sai yajawo Rabi jikinsa yakai ma nonuwanta cafka yana matsawa yayinda dayan hannunsa ke kan kwankwasonta yana shafata jikinta da laushi yasa nononta daya a bakinsa yana wasa da kan nonon Rabi takara jin dadin abun sai sumbatu take bura kawai take bukata lokacin sai ta lalubo burarsa ta saita shi da durinta ba wuya tasamu kofar durin tasa buran ‘tsul’ babcy ya matse ta jikinsa yafara tura mata gwatso a hankali washhh ahh ahh suka cika dakin da ihu yana kara tsunduma mata buran da karfi tana sumbatu daga nan suka canza “style” tamai goho ya saita buran yaci gaba da gwatso da karfi yana bada karar ‘pat pat' ahh washhhh ahhh uhmm kana da dadi wayooo ahhh kawai yaji ruwa “tsul tsul yana juyemata cikin durinta, ya kwanta gefen katifar yana mayar da numfashi ita ko kamar bai cita ba tazo gabansa tasa hannu tana tsotse ruwan burar daga nan suka maida kayansu yaga har goma na dare yayi da sauri yafita waje yana duba abokinsa begansa ba sai ya tsaida mai adaidaita ya kawosa Hotel din, Ashe daxun abokinsa da yafito yaga sunyi nisa da cin juna da Rabi sai ya kyalesa yayi tafiyarsa

 

Babcy ya isa Safara hotel din duk a cike yake da mutane amma da ganinsu zaka fahimci yan shan iska ne da yan azo a gani yakarasa ciki kafin yakai bakin kofar hall din ya hango kande da zee suna fita gate ya tsaya cak yana kallon zee wacce tasa hijab dinta daidai gwiwa amma irin mai tsantsen nanne wanda yake nuna shape din mace ita ko kande wasu matsasun kaya tasa itama anyi hallita a wajan babcy yasa ido yana kallon yadda kwankwason kande da manyan duwawunta ke motsawa dandanan yaji sabon caji sai yadauke idonsa yana karewa felin kallo yadda jama'a suka cika,

 

Kande ce ta hango babcy bayan ta raka qawarta, da sauri ta karasa wajansa ta rungumesa, yaji lausassan nonuwanta a bayansa dubawan da zaiyi yaga kande ce ta rungumesa sai yayi sauri yajanye jikinsa a tinaninsa suna tare da zee ce sai yaga ita kadai ce dayake ita batasan zee budurwarsa bace, tace “Hm lafiya ka wani firgita?” Shiru yayi sai yace “ bakomai” Tace “wow amma kayi kyau fa” “kema kinyi kyau amma ina yarinyar nan ne dana ganku tare yanzu?” “Wacce?” “Wacce tasa hijab fari mana” Oh zee koh, gida tayi daman ba kwana tazo yiba wannan, muje ciki mana” suka jera amma zuciyarsa na tinanin zee beso hakan ba, kande ta kula da babcy yanayinsa ya canza da tace zee ta wuce gida ne to meye alakar su da zaidamu” duk a zuce take maganar, suka shiga cikin hall din inda ta hango wasu qawayen nata har sun iso da gudu taje suka rungume junansu

 

Babcy yasamu waje ya zauna shi kadai, yace a zuciyarsa “da yasan bazata kwana ba da ya tsaya can dakin abokinsa ya kwana yana cin Rabi, shi kam bazai kwana nan ba."

Rawa takeyi ita da wani dan ajinsu a makaranta yana shafa jikinta yadda   idanunta ke lumshewa zaka fahimci tana jin dadin abun tana kara kwanto masa cikin yanayin sigar rawa yana shafata ita kuma tana kara murkuda duwaiwanta yana gogar burarsa suna jindadin yanayin ta hango babcy zaune yana ta danne-dannensa da waya duk hankalinsa nakan wayar, sai kande ta zame jikinta ta nufo inda babcy ke zaune ta zauna kusa dashi yadaqo yaga kande ce “Yawwa ke nake nema daman zantafi ne ni" Haba babcy kwana fa mukayi dakai zakayi!” to yanzu na canza ra'ayi” Hmm ni na kula tun lokacin dana ce maka zee tawuce kadamu” ya tsaya yana kallonta takara cewa “babcy indai zee ce zan iya kawo maka ita har daki” “da gaske? ya tambaya” Eh mana amma da sharadi” yadan hada fuska “wani sharadi?” “sai in zaka kwana nan kana cina sanna nima zan hadaka da zee ku kwana kuna shagali” yadanyi shiru sannan yace “ni fa yanzu bacci nakeji kuma bazan iya kwana nan ba” “to shikenan daman bason cinta kake ba” “A'a bahaka bane kande nagaji sosai ne" Kande dai taga yaki yatafi kuma yana cewa yagaji ta rike hannunsa to zo nagaya ma wani abu dai ta bude dakin suka sa kai suka shige ciki suna shiga ta murda kin kafin yace wani abu tahada bakinta da nasa tana sumbatarsa tuni shima yadora hannayensa akan lallausan duwawunta yana matsasu yatsunsa na nutsewa kamar yana matsan auduga, sunyi nisa cikin sumbatar juna ta zaunar dashi kan kujera sannan ta cire rigarta nonuwanta suka fado manya dasu babcy yasake baki yana kallon nonuwan kande yadda suka kumbura kan yayi tsini lallai kande akwai kaya yace a zuciyarsa” ita har tayi zindir tayo kansa yakama nonuwan yana matsansu da karfi ahhh.. washhh.. ahankal.. bab... Sai yasa dayan nonon a bakinsa yana tsotsa yayinda ita tana kan cinyarsa tana kara turo masa nonon tana gantsare kirjin takasanta tanajin motsen burarsa duk ta jike ta matse kansa tana nishi sama sama ahhh ahh... dadin nakara ratsa jikinta yadda yake wasa da kan dayan nonon ahhh washhhh kana da dadi... tana kara shafar burarsa da lallausar duwawunta mai tudu burarsa sai diqa take cikin wando tasa hannu ta bude zip din wandonsa burar ta fito a miqe har tafara fidda ruwa ta tsuguna gabansa ta murza buran cikin yatsunta yana sama da kansa yana nishi tasa burar a bakinta dumin bakinta yaratsa jijiyoyinsa ahh.. wassshh... ahh ya danna kanta taci gaba da shan buran cikin kwarewa yana mata gwatso cikin bakin tasa hannu daya tana matsa golayenshi a hankali sanna tasa su abaki ta tsotse su babcy yaji dadin tsotsan ya kwanta yadda ta kara jindadin shan buran kamar tana tsotsan alewa ahhh washhh ahhh ahhh zan kawoo ahh ya rike kanta yadanna mata wani gwatso da karfi yafara kawowa cikin bakinta yacika mata bakin da manniyi daga nan shima ya jayota jikinsa yana shafa jikinta yakai hannu kofar durinta yaji gindin a jike “chabal” “chabal” beyi wata wata ba ya tura dan yatsa washhhh ahhh tace, yaji gindin da dumi ya kwantar da ita yana cinta da yatsar tana sumbatu yaji yatsan yana lumewa dayake ba sabon duri bane yakara yatsa biyu yana tura mata tana bankare bayanta tana sama dashi ahhh washhh ahhh yana matsa mata dayan nonon da ya kumbura kamar yafashe yakai bakinsa yana tsotsan nonon dadi yazamar mata yana cinta da yatsa kuma yana shan nono “washhhh ahhhhh wayoo ahhh” tana kara sama da jikinta sai caaa yaji ruwa na bulbuluwa daga gindinta ta rungumoshi jikinta suka kwanta rungume da juna,

 

cansun huta ta takai hannu ta lalubo burarsa tajita a tsaye ta kalle sa tana murmushi

 

tace “ me wannan yake nema ne?”

 

Ke mana”

 

“To ai ita nima nake jira”

 

Yatashi sanna itama ta hau kujera tayi masa goho yashafa duwawun ahhh ya matsa sannan yashafa burar a kofar durinta yasaita doguwar burarsa ya turata “tsul” ta lumshe idonta ita kam tana son buran nan mai cika mata duri shiyasa takeson babcy ahhh washhhh yayi nisa a gwatso ahhh washhhh ahhhh ahankal... ahhh uhmnn ahhh tana sumbatu yana kara tsunduma mata buran a jikaken durinta yana bada sautin “pat” pat” abun yafara mishi dadi sumbatunta na shiga kwakwalwansa sai gwatso yake da karfi ahhhh washhhh suka cika dakin da ihu ahhhh washhhh ahhh ohhh yana cinta ne iya karfinsa can tagaji da “style” din ta kwanta yadaqa qafarta daya sama yaci gaba da suburbudan durin ba gaggautawa durin kande akwai dadi duwawunta dinnan sai sautin pab pab suke bayarwa burarsa tafara canza mai yaji ruwa yana hanya yakara himma wajan gwatso ahhhh ahhhh washhhh “zuuu” yajuye mata a duri ahhhh ahhhh ya kwanta gefenta duk wajan tsit saboda dare yayi sosai lokacin wasu har sunci durinsu sunyi bacci sai su kadai shima a lokacin yaji idanunsa suna rufewa kande ta daura hannunta kan kirjinsa tace “mukara wani zagayen ko? Sai taji shiru ashe bacci ya daukesa tasa hannu a buran tajita a kwance lumau taduba taga ai har yamayi bacci ta rike burar ta kwanta a kirjinsa...

 

Qarfe shida daidai, kande da babcy ne tsaye bakin titi suna neman abun hawa babcy ne yace “yaushe zamu hadu din?” tace “karka damu zuwa gobe zankira ka nafada maka inda zamu hadu” daidai lokacin yahau abun hawa....

 

Tana kwance a dakinta kallo daya zaka mata kasan tana cikin farinciki ne burin kande yacika tadade tanason jin burar babcy amma bata samu ba sai partyn jiya amma ya iya cin duri gaskiya bangaji da burar nan ba haka tagama ayyanawa a zuciyarta sanna ta dauko wayarta ta kira number qawarta yana fara kara zee ta daqa

 

“ Qawas yakk ya gajiyan jiya?”

 

Hm dadin jiya dai”

 

kice kinji dadi kenan?”

 

“Sosaima”

 

Naso ace inanan nima wanne kika samu da kike yabashi haka? Kande tace “gobe ma zamu hadu da guy din” Zee “haba shine ko gaiyata babu” kande tace“ ai gayyaitan kenan nake miki qawa “to a ina za’ayi shagalin ne?” “gobe da rana mu hadu a guest hotel maa” dis, dis, wayar ta yanke, daga nan kande takira number babcy ta fada masa gobe yazo ya dauketa da yamma…

 

 

 

WASHE GARI

 

Yau dai zee ba kamar kullum ba ta tashi durinta a jike, tana cike da sha’awa yadame ta gashi yanzu karfe daya na rana ‘kasa hakuri tayi hudun yayi tadau wayarta tana duba contacts dinta.

 

Nafito wanka kenan na shirya kuma babu wajan zuwa sai na dauko wayata 3 miss call nagani daga zee ce sai nakira yana shiga ta daqa, tafara magana bana ma jin me take fada muryarta yayi kasa” Hello yanzu naga kiranki lafiya ko naji muryarki ya canza?” Ehh kazo karfe biyu kadauke in” “Ina zumu?” Na tambaya tace “sai dai kazo” daga nan naci gaba da latsa wayata bandade ba naga biyun tayi nadauka kin mota na kulle dakin na fita

 

Abin mamaki ina kiranta gani na iso, nagata fito har ta shirya kamar a rai na nace “ko gidan biki zataje ne haka duk da yadda naga nonuwanta yau sun cicciko ba kamar kullum ba burana yadan fara motse cikin wando” tashigotafada min hotel din, muna isa naga tabada ATM dinta naji tace kwana daya kalmar yabugu kunne na naji zuu burata ta miqe sa'a na daya manya kaya nasa nace a rai na ‘ashe kwanan cin duri zamuyi' muna shiga dakin na zauna gefen gado ina karewa dakin kallo ita kuwa muna shiga ta ajiye jakarta ta tube doguwar rigarta babu komai a ciki ashe sai lokacin naga hallitan zee da kyau nonuwanta bul bul fatar jikinta fes idan akazo kan duwawunta ya fito yayi tudu manyan nonuwan sunyi tsini daga kasa kuwa ina hango tsagen durin nata wanda ke aske kamar daga sama naji ance “kallon jikina kazo yi ne?” Sai a lokacin nadawo hayyacina nace “ai jikin naki ne mai rikitar da mutum masoyiya nima nacire kayana ta fado jikina muka rungume juna muna shafe shafe dakin ga wani sanyi ta ko ina nononta na kama nasa a baki nafara tsotsewa ina mulmula kan da harshena hannunta nakan miqaqqiyar burata da tunda naga surarta yamiqe tana murzawa yayinda ni ina tsotsan nononta ina lagwaiwaya dayan da hannuna nonuwan ga tsantse saboda laushin fatarta nayi nisa wajan tsotsan nonuwan naga ta bude cinyoyinta hannunta daya na wajan tana shafan kofar gindinta tana nishi haa ahh ummm nakai hannuna naji durin a jike yake nakama belin durin na mulmula nasa yatsa na ahhh washhh ahankali nacigaba da cinta da yatsan tana matseni jikinta yayinda take turomin nononta a bakina ina tsotsa naji dumi a yatsana alamar ruwa ya taru nakara yatsa yazama biyu ina cakalkalan durin yana bada sautin chabal chabal taciki ahhh wayooo dadi ahhh washhh ahhh zan mutu ahhh zann.. caa ruwa durinta yabamin hannu ta rungume ni tana kyarma ahhhh wassshh dadi a lokacin na saketa na kwanta ina kallon saman dakin hannunta naji akan burata sai da nadaqo kaina ahhhh washhh dadi ya ratsani hannunta yafara zagaye burata tayi amfani da mazayyin da yafito tana murza bura yayi tsatse a hannunta sannan tasa harshe ta lashe saman kaciyar wayooo dadi ahhh idona suna lumshewa dan dadi naji kawai tasaka buran cikin bakinta ahhh dumin bakin zee yaduki kaina ta iya sarrafa bura a baki hakan yasa cikin kankanin lokaci ta rikitar dani nakama sumbatu ahhhh washhh uhmmm ohhh dadi ahhh zeee ahhh tana ma golayena shan “sweet” daga nan ta hau kaina ta kama buran tasaita a durin ahhhhh uhmmm ahhhh take cewa har burata yagama nutsu cikin kogon durinta yacika mata duri yadda takeso ta fara motse da kugunta runtuma rumtuma duwawunta nashafan golayena dumin durin zee ya lullube burata daga sanyin dakin nakama kwankwasonta ina tura mata gwatso ahhhh washhh ahhhh take fadi sai sama da kasa takeyi akan burana dumin durin nakara ratsa kaina ahhh ta kwanto min a kirji yadda nasamu daman yi mata gwatso dayan nononta yasauko daidai bakina nakama ina shan kan nonon ahhhh washhh tana karkarwa dadi na ibanta sai sumbatu take ahhhh washhh ahhh ummm ohhh ahhh dadi ahhh ta kwanta min a kirjina lumau alaman ta kawo ruwa na juyata ita ta koma kwance naci gaba da tura mata gwatso yanzu ta rage ihu da sumbatu saboda yadda dadin buran ke ratsata sai sautin pab pab yake tashi ina suburbudan durin can naji marata ta daure ahhhhh ahhhhh wayoo itama tana sumbatu ahhhh washhhh ashhh zan mutu ahhh ta kankame ni na rungumeta ina tsiyayowa cikin durinta daga nan muka kwanta muna mayar da numfashi tare, durin zee sai ruwa yake fitowa na matso kusa da kofar durinta nasa harshena na zuko belin gindinta ahhhh ahhhhh washhh rasa hannu ta matse danna kaina cikin durinta ina tsotsa ashhh ahhh uhmm take fada sannan tana matsa dayan nononta durin yayi ruwa hakan yasa natura yatsana ina cakalkalanta dashi tana sama da bayanta tana bankaro kirji na ciro yatsar nasa baki ina lashe belin da yayi tsini ahhhh ohhhh ashhh ahh zan mutu wayoo ahh ta bankare hadi da danna kaina cikin durinta ta batamin fuska da manniyi ta kwanta a wajan natashi nashiga “bathroom” domin na watsa ruwa duk ta jikamin fuska da manniyi

 

Babcy ne tare da kande kofar gate din Hotel din kande takira wayan zee tadaqa “kushigo ciki ta gaya mata number dakin suka shege kofar dakin a bude take zee ta zauna bakin gado batasan babcy bane abokin kande ba kanta na kasa har suka karaso daf da ita koda ta kalla wanda akace zaicita sai suka hada ido da babcy suka kurawa juna ido, shi dai babcy ba wani mamaki a fuskarsa sai kallon manya nonuwanta ma daya dauke masa hankali, kande ta kula da kallon da zee kema babcy tace zee ya daily”? Taji shiru kawai ta jayo babcy sai kan zee rungume da juna babcy yahada bakinsa da nata yana sumbatarta yana tsotsan harshen hannayensa na shafan jikinta yakai hannunsa kan manyan nonuwanta yana yamutsasu da yatsunsa burarsa tagama miqewa cikin wando zee takai hannu tana shafan saman wandonsa ahhhh uhmmm sai yasa nononta a baki yana sha da tsotsa sanna yakai hannunsa kasa yashafa kofar durin yaji shi a jike da yawa yayi mamakin hakan amma yayi yace a ransa kota kwakule kanta ne ta kawo ahhhh washhhh ahhhh uhmm yakoma kasa yana shafa durin yacire kayansa yayi zindir shima kande ta matso kusa da nonuwan zee tasaka daya a baki tana tsotsa kuma suna sumbatar junansu babcy ya saita buransa kofar durin zee ya tura ashhh ahhh taji burarsa shima yacika mata duri ahhh washhh ahh yaci gaba da gwatso a durin zee ita kuma kande goho tayi ta kwale durinta tasa yatsa tana cin kanta

 

A lokacin naji nishin mutane na tashi a dakin lallai ana wani abun nace a zuciya na bude kofar nafito durin kande nafara tuzali dashi data buga goho ga wani can yana gwatso a durin zee washhhh ahhhh kande ke fadi tana suka yatsu cikin durin burata ta sake sabon caji ta miqe cur na karasa inda kande take na goga mata buran a cikin duri ashhhh washh wayoo nafara gwatso ihun zee da kande yacika dakin ahhh ahhhh washhh ohh da karfi ahh washhh ohhh sai suburbudan durin muke muna canza “style” iri Irish

 

Zee ce ke tsotse buran babcy da yakawo cikin durinta ahhhhhh uhmm tana tsotse kan buran tana wasa da golayensa ahhh uhmm ohh yake cewa bakin zee dumi gashi ta iya sarrafa bura a bakinta babcy yaji burarsa na zillo cikin yawun bakin zee yaji sabon caji na kara hawansa burarsa ta miqe zee na murzata a yatsu cikin kwarewa ahhhhh washhh uhmmm ahhh dadi yana lumshe idanunsa zee tacigaba da murzata ahhhhh wayooo ahhh ohhh tasa golayen a baki ta tsotse kwalleyen takara rikitar dashi yana nishi da kyar ohhhh ahhhhh ahhhh ya rike kanta burarsa ta tabo can cikin bakinta yaji zuuu buran yana ruwa ya tsiyaya mata shi cikin bakin ahhhhh dadii washhhh ya kankameta ya juye mata duka a baki suka kwanta suna mayar da numfashi

 

Dare yayi inajin yunwa nace ma zee ta rakani na siyo muna abinci ta dora doguwar rigarta da babu komai a ciki na kunna motar mukaje wajan siyan abinci na siya iya wanda zai ishemu nadawo cikin motar na kunna hasken motar me zangani hannun zee ne kan gindinta tasa yatsa tana lumshe ido kashe hasken nayi na dora hannuna kan cinyarta ina shafawa zuwa kusa da gindinta kawai ta kwanto jikina nasamu na lalubo gindin nasa yatsa tafara nishi tana sumbatu ina kara tura mata yatsan ashe dazun data tsotsa buran babcy itama nata yakara motsawa na kara yatsa biyu ina cinta ta kankame jikina ina shafa nonuwam dake cikin rigar ina matsasu ina cinta da yatsu sai kara chabal chabal nakeji a yatsuna durin yajiku ahhhh washhhh ahhhh tace “kasamin buranka smart” da kyar ta iya maganar sai na tsaya nace “to kibari muci abinci ko?” Ta girgiza kai alamar “ehh” sai naja motar mukadawo hotel din nayi packin muka shige ciki babcy nagani rungume da kande duk da basu cire kaya ba amma suna cikin wasa ne, na ajiye abinci kowa yayi zauna sai a lokacin muka gaisa da babcy yo ana suburbudan duri dazun ina maganar gaisawa mukaci abinci kowa yakoshi , sauran hawan gado koya zai kasance mai karatuu??? babcy yaja kande nima naja zee sai kando (“garammm” mukaji an turo kofar sai mukaji wani murya “Officer gasu nan” “Don't move you all arrested!!! 

 

 

 

Wohoho koya zai kasance?

 

 

 

Mu hadu a CHAKWALA DADI kashi na biyu... 

 

Coming soon!

 

 

USTAZIYA*

FARKON LABARIN

 

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Yau ma kamar kullum muna zaune ana hira na hangota sanye da bakar hijab dogo har kasa fuskarta rufe da nikab yadda take tafiya kamar dawisu duk da banga fuskarta ba amma har naji kibiyar sonta a zuciyana ko kallon inda muke batayi ba harta gota mu, Lil prince naji yadaki cinyata asannan nadawo hayyacina dan tagama tafiya da imanina, mikewa nayi xanbi bayanta Lil prince ya cafkeni, a fusace na juyo nace

 "Dalla mallam cikani" ina kokarin kwacewa

"Ustaziya ce fah" (yaban amsa)

"Toh sai me? Ince dai mutum ce qilan ma tafini jaraba" na fizge hannuna nabi kwanar data shiga ina gyara zamar yar kubi na (kusan irin wa'annan sai ka nuna musu kaima ustaz ne aha)

Sallama na mata naji shiru, ta cigaba da tafiyar ta kamar bata san ina kusa da ita ba, a karo na biyu na sake yimata sallama tareda cewa "Malama kodai baki gane ni bane?" a sanna ta tsaya cak tareda kallona ta amsamin sallamar tace "yi hakuri bangane kaba gaskiya!" (Tohfah anzo wajan nida bantaba ganinta ba, kawae danta kulani nace mata hakan) nadanyi guntun murmushi nace "ai daman nasan bazaki gane ni ba shiyasa nazo dan nagabatar da kaina, amma naga yanzu kika dawo daga Islamiya Mezaihana kiban nombarki, anjima inkin huta sai muyi magana", shiru tayi kamar mai tinani, na katseta dacewa "080 ne 090?" ina kallon idanunta. (Dariya nagani cikin idonta duk da bana ganin sauran fuskan nata) daga karshe dai taban nombar sanna muka sallami juna nayi save da Ustaziya.

 

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Karfe takwas da rabi halimat tashige dakinta ta kwanta, tajawo wayarta ta kunna. Halimat takasance yar shekara Sha-takwas itace babba da kanwarta mai binta, sai kannanta maza biyu dakuma yar autarsu, babban gida ne gidansu. Komai na halimat tanayinsa akan lokaci shiyasa ko wayarta akwai lokacin datake amfani dashi. Tana kunna wayar ta kunna (Data/Mb) sakonni kala-kala yata shigowa amma batayi takansu ba, wani sabon whatsapp group ne taganta aciki maisuna (Aji Dadi), lekawa group din tayi sai tayi harba da hotonan batsa kala-kala, Subhanallah ta furta tayi saurin goge group din amma fah aikin gama ya gama saboda ita mace ce mai sananin sha’awa, abu kadan ke motsa mata da sha’awarta, amma haka take hakuri saboda bata hulda da maza sosai idan ba Islamiyah ba bata fita ko’ina, wato dai yar kulle ce. Wataran idan sha’awar yafi karfinta bata sanin lokacin datake shiga shafukan batsa na facebook tana karanta labaran batsa, sai tagama tsiyayewa pant yayi shakaf, bayan taji dadi tadawo hayyacinta, tafara jin haushin abunda tayi kamar uban wani ya aiketa gun tana Comment da (Allah Shirya) “tohfah! Jama’a nidai nace ‘Allah Shiryamu gabadaya inji wani mawaki Nt4 yace (anayi yo anayi yo, kowa nayi) eh mana kowa na harka indai cin duri ne, abincin gado ne inma ta hanya mai kyau ko mara kyau dole aci”

 

Halima ta goge group din tashige (Gallery) gun hotunan wayanta inda taga hotunan batsa sunfi a kirqa da akaturo acikin group din, duk sunyi download, kallonsu tafara yi daya bayan daya tanajin dis dis ta kasan pant dinta sha’awarta da ahankali ya motsa sosai duk tarasa yadda zatayi da kanta, inda tasaba shiga karanta batsa ta nufa inda taga duk ta taba karanta su kasancewar ba cikkakun labarin bane a gun, irin guntayen nan wanda sai kaje Okadabooks.com za’a samu complete dinsu, wanda tagani a saman pagen din HARIJA Epi. 1 taje inda akasa Whatsapp numba ta dauka saboda tana bukatar sababin labarai tayi ‘save’ da Smart Boy tahau whatsapp din amma kash baya online, takoma tana duba wasu labaran,

 

Kira ne yashigo wayarta taduba sunan numba taga Smart Boy wanda yanzu tayi save, bude idanu tayi alamar mamaki, saida yakusa yankewa tadaqa wayar, tayi shiru dan taji me za’ace,

 

sallama taji kamar haka “Assalamu Alaikum Malama nine wanda kika bawa numbaki dazun kina dawowa Islamiya, dafatan kinkai gida lafiya?” Halimat shiru tayi tacire wayar daga kunnenta takara kallon sunan “Smart Boy” hakan data fadi a zuci batasan yafito ba har cikin wayar, sai taji an amsa “Na’am a ina kika sanni alan gun yan anguwanku?” na tambaya’ saboda duk samarin anguwan mu dana ko’ina sunan dasuke kirana dashi kenan’ yanke wayar tayi niyyan yi, amma muryana da taji kara mata karfin sha’awarta yayi a yanayin da take ciki, mayar da amsa tayi da “Smart marubucin batsa koh?” yadda naji ta furta maganar yasa nagane inda ta dosa sai nabasar nace “bangane ba kamarya?” kamar Harija da Abokin Miji! (kasa cewa komai nayi saboda kunya dan nasan Ustaziyar nan tagano ni) naji ta kara cewa “ya kayi shiru zansamu complete din Harija yanzu please, koda ta whatsapp ne?” mamaki ne yakamani wai ustaziya tanason complete” 

‘Toh’ nace mata

“smart yanzu nakeso”

“Gaskiya bana tura docx din novel dina amma tunda muna kusa sai ki karanta a wayana ta Okadabooks” shiru yabiwo baya nadan sakwanni 

sanna tace “matsalar kuma ba’a barina ina fita waje” 

“Toh ba sai kiyi dabara ba idan ba hakaba bazaki samu ba kenan” 

“Toh naji hau whatsapp muyi Magana” tace min,

“Ok” kawai nace na yanke wayar.

Tunda nahau online naga sakon sallamar datamin tun farko, muka fara chat har yakoma na batsa zallah,

 

Tace gobe zamu hadu da yamma idan zata Islamiya kafin ta wuce. Haka mukata chat ranar kamar mundade da sanin juna.

 

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Washe gari kusan shadaya natashi saboda mundade muna chat da Ustaziyana jiya kamar karmu rabu da Halimat, tinanin yadda yamman nan zai kasance idan munhadu nafara, na kwanta rub da ciki ina tinano yadda mukayi da Maryam Ustaziyar yarinya babu ruwanta idan kaganta ka rantse budurwace ba’a taba budeta ba, amma fah ahakan harija ce, dan bantaba manta yadda taso ta kure ni ba! Sai dana hada mata da dabaru da sirri na masana iya cin duri sanna ta sallama min.

 

Maryam ta kasance makwabciyarmu muna shiri sosai da ita takan shigo gidanmu hira ko ni idan an aikeni cikin gidansu ina kula da Maryam wani lokutan tana yawan kallon wandona musamman wani guntun jeans danake yawan sawa in’ina gida, ya matse cinyana har shatin burana yana fita wani lokacin.

 

Maryma dai bamu taba wasan banza da ita ba sai hannunta nakan rike, iya nan na tsaya amma na ciki na ciki ba karamin sha’awarta nake ba. Watarana kuwa da yamma duk yan gidan sunfita nikam bandade da dawowa, ina falo na kunna kidar (Tekno) ina irin rawarsa kusan gayen mata nason rawarsa.

 

Sallamu alaikum tayi sallama ta shigo falon, sautin kida yacika falon banji shigowarta ba, gashi dagani sai yar guntun jeans dina da singlet, karasowa tayi tana kallona caraf mukayi ido biyu. Murmushi na mata na cigaba da rawa ahankali,

 

Kawai naji tace“Rawa daya ka iya tun dazun abu daya naga Kana yi” kamar anyi (Pause) dina na tsaya “Koh! to kezo kiyi mugani idan zaki iya koda dayan”

 

“Wa?” ta furta tana shirin fita falon, nayi saurin jawo hannunta sai jikina ta fado dayan hannuna sai kan nononta tana jan jikinta “wallahi sai kinyi tunda kikace ban iya ba” sai kokarin kufcewa take “wallahi ka iya smart kabarni”. (nikam tunda na manna duwawunta kan burana naki sakinta dan ina saketa kuwa guduwa zatayi na rasa kenan), itama yadda takejin burana na gogan duwawunta jikinta yafara rawa ga kuma nonuwanta dana kama duzun da karfi, har na motsa mata da sha’awa, sanna tace “toh ka sakeni zan koya maka” (dariya taban wai zata koyamin) “koyamin kuma, ai ban yarda dake ba guduwa kinyi amma bari nacire (key), saketa nayi nacire key din falon yazama muna kulle, ba kunya naga tacire hijab dinta, “suman tsaye naye a inda nake cak ashe haka surar Maryam yake. Wani guntun ladies ne a jikinta ko nannade shi tayi (oho) nidai nayi nisa wajan kallon farfadan kwankwasonta da manyan duwawunta masu tudu nasan zasuyi taushi gun matsawa, juyowa tayi ta fuskance ni. Wayyo kayan ruwa kaga nonuwa bul-bul murmushi ta watsomin mai kara data sha’awa.

Matsawa kusa da ita nayi na roko hannayenta ina rawa da ita, “tsaya kagani kona iya sosai” tace min, juyamin duwawunta tayi tana rawar duwawa suna sama da kasa tuni burana yafara turo wando. A bangarenta kuwa yadda takejin sha’awa, nawa ba komai bane danji take idan nakiyin komai zata iya tausheni, ta kosa taji nafara kai hari. Shiyasa ta juyamin duwawu dan nayi wani abu” da ahankali na manne mata a duwawunta muka cigaba da rawa tana gogamin duwawun kan shatin bura, takamo hannayena ta dora kan nonuwanta tana dannewa alamar na matsa mata su, ai tuni nafara aikin ina musu wani irin laguda na musamman tana bankarewa tana kara shiga jikina ina latsan nonuwan kamar sabon biredi duk girmansu sai naji hannuna na shanyesu juyo da ita nayi nakai mata bakina ta budemin nata, nafara tsotsan harshenta tana mayarmin da martani, ashe ustaziya ma tasan “French kiss” duk ta rikice, tohfah nan natina da duma-duman duwawunta nakai musu cafka ina matsawa suna lumewa suna dawowa ina tura hannu ta tsagan duwawun ina shafawa. Kasa tsayuwa Maryam tayi duk jikinta yadauke huta.

 

Washhh ahh tana nishi da gurnanin dadi, idanunta suncanza kalan jah. Fadawa kan babban kushen nayi tare da ita tana zaune kan cinyata ina kokarin cire vest din dake jikinta ta tayani muka cire shi, tasa hannu ta baya ta balle breziyar, yan matasan nonuwan suka bayyana kan fuskana bul-bul dasu, nakai bakina nasa dayan nonon abaki nafara sha ina tsotsa ina lagudar dayan da yatsuna tana kara turomin kirjin a baki. Sai dana tsotsa nonuwan sosai na kwantar da ita nacire kayan jikina, sai wani guntun wando mai kama da pant dake jikina na kwanta gefenta muka fara sabon romance(shafe-shafe), tana kirjina zuwa ciki har hannunta ya gangara kan wandon wanda burana har yafito waje, takama tana bin tsayen buran da yatsu tana murzawa hannunta ba karamin laushi gareshi ba, wani farin ruwa na tsantsowa kan kaciyar ina lumshe idanu dadin hannun Maryam nakaimin har kwanya, hannayena nakan duwawunta ina matsansu jinake ladies din dake jikinta yana hanani jindadi sosai, najasa kasa duwawun suka fito nafara musu sabon matsasu inajin hannun Maryam yana wasa da burana nima na zagayo da hannuna daya kan durinta har yayi shakaf da ruwan dadi nafara shafa kofar durin nakama dan belin ina murzawa. Kukan dadi naji tanayi ahhh washhh ohh, nacigaba da shafa durin ina murza mata belin durin, sai mutsu mutsu take kamar ana kokarin yankata, dadi na ratsata sosai, natura babban yatsa sulum naji yashige durin, tasa ihu ashhh nakara tura hannu tana lumshe idanu, durin akwai dumi nafara cirewa ina mayarwa tana ahh washh tana kakkameni, burana na hannunta tana jansa kamar zata tsinka, naji tana goga buran da durinta. Cire yatsana nayi ina kara shan lebenta nahau kanta natura buran ahhh lum yashige takara rungumana ta matseni nafara mata gwatso ahankali tana ihu wayyo washh ahankali tana rutse idanu, nikam banjinta tun lokacin dana luma burana cikin kogon dadinta naji dumi na musamman ya lullube ni, duk da iskan fankar dake yawo a falon amma zufa nakeyi ina cakawa Maryam gwatso, yanzu tayi shiru sai nishin dadi datakeyi sama sama nacigaba da gwatso, can naga ina ganin duhu duhu, marana na zuu nakara bada himma ina caka gwatso da karfi ina haaa haa ohhh zuur na buga gwatso da karfi ina tsiyaye mata ruwan manniyi muka kakkame juna tanajin manniyina na gangarawa cikin mararta zuwa wani lokaci na shinfide gefe ina maida numfashi,

 

Ita kam jitake kamar yanzu akafara wasan dan ko bata kawo ba, ta tabani ta nuna min agogon hannunta alaman lokaci na tafiya tare da cemin

 

“Ka tashi mu karasa mana!”

 

A’a yamma yayi sosai sunkusa dawowa” na mayar mata da amsa na miqe tsaye.

 

Murkuda baki tayi tace “sai da kakawo sanna kasan hakan, kadai kace bazaka iyaba raggo ne”

 

Hmmm maganarta yaban mamaki a zuciyana nace (daman haka yarinyar nan take? Sai na nuna mata ni smart jarumi ne). sai nace mata

 

“haka kikace?”

 

Eh mana” taban amsa (Fan’s kuji fa yarinyar datake girmamani, gashi tanason ta renani gun cin duri wai ni raggo) daman sandar burana a miqe yake yana harbin iska, na daqata najuya ta duwawunta taming oho nakama buran na saita subul nasamu kofar durin na tura da karfina ahhh wayyoo dadi ta furta ahankali. Nafara kai mata gwatso ina cacckanta da karfi tana nishi tun inayi da karfi har nafara ragewa, amma ita ko ajikinta babu alamar gajiya ko kawowa can naji fah kaciyata ta rike alamar kowani lokaci zan iya kawowa. Da sauri na zare buran ina maida numfashi, (dabarana a nan shine ruwan ya koma dan idan nakawo bata kawo ba akwai matsala, dan zata rena ni) Gadai yarinya ustaziya amma harija ko jin bura batayi. Wasu dabaru suka sake shigowa kaina, kwantar da ita nayi da rigingine yadda danasa bura wani gefen zantama gwatso hakan akayi kuwa inafara tura tasa ihu tana gurnanin dadi ahh ahha wayyo ahh kacini ohh sai ihu take, nikam sai suburbudan duri nake idan naji alaman zankawo sai na cire nayi kamar ina canza (style) kwanciya har sai danaji ta kawo tacika falon da ihunta duk da haka naki sakinta ina buga gwatso ashh ahhh tafara tureni tana na sauka yayi haka amma ko jinta banyi har hawaye tafara amma sai danakawo na sauka kanta ina maida numfashi. Kusan minti biyu babu wanda ya motsa cikin mu can na matso kusa da ita ina matsa nononta ina mata murmushi itama tana min murmushin jin dadi, nace “ko za’a kara wani zagayen?” tashi tsaye tayi da sauri tana neman mayar da kayanta tace “A’a wallahi kai jarumi ne!” Hahahah mukasa dariya. 

Sai datasa wandonta, na dauko mata breziyarta kafin nabata nasa bakina kan nononta nakara tsotsa sanna nasa mata shi, tadora vest dinta da doguwar hijab din har kasa wacce ke rufe duka sura jikinta, ta rungumoni muna sumbatar juna sai kiran sallar magrib mukaji anfara yi, da gudu ta sakeni tana daqamin hannu sai anjima takai bakin kofar tajisa a rufe na jefa mata key ta bud eta fita. Toh yadda mukayi da Ustaziya maryam kenan.

 

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 Misalin karfe hudu da rabi naga kira yashigo wayana dubawa nayi naga USTAZIYA, na daqa wayar “hello Leemat nacanza mata suna dan jiya tafada min sunanta Halimat.

 

Daga can bankarenta tace “kazoo ina kwanar da muka hadu jiya”. Toh” kawai nace ina shirin miqewa, lil price dake gefena yace “Maza sai ina haka?” ya jefomin tambaya, na juyo nace “ wanna sabon kwailar ta jiya zanje gani”, 

“Kai Smart badai ustaziyan nan ba! “Toh sai kata musu kallon ustazan ‘ina dosan kwanar damuka hade jiya, 

Tsaye na hangota sanye da bakin hijab dinta har kasa in banda takalmin kafarta bana hango komai, fuskarta sanye da nikam ahankali nakarasa inda take ina watsa mata murmushin so da kauna. Munyi hira kadan gun tsaye tace min zata wuce, bata fuska nayi nace “haba bayan munyi dake babu inda zakije yau” “Toh amma nagaji da tsayuwa! “Ahh toh mudan zagaya man”. Mukaci gaba da tafiya munakara shiga daji inda babu mutane sosai har muka isa wajan wani reshe mai inuwa da ni’ima iska na yawo gun ban sha’awa muka yada zango gun, ina fuskantar ta “Uhm kullum fuskanki rufe baza’a budemin ba nagani ba yau?,

 

Murmushi ta danyi tafara shire nikam din ahankali har ta cire gabadaya kallonta nake cikin ido, fara ce sanna tanada hanci shiba dogo ba bakuma guntu ba, bakinta karami yasha jan baki, idanunta mulmul kamar nawa. Daka ganta kaga Fulani amma irin Fulanin nan da kudi yazauna musu, bansan lokacin da bakina yafurta “PRINCESS” ahankali kuma cikin nutsuwa nakai hannuna kan lebenta ina tabawa, asannu nake motsa kaina har gushinmu ya hade manne munajin numfashin juna kuma banbar kallon cikin idanunta ba wa’anda sunfara canza kala, nakai bakina ina sumbatar lebenta, sai caraf takama kaina tana maryar min da martani nima ina tsotsan bakinta, ta rungumoni jikinta muka rike juna muna sumbata ban ankara ba naji hannun leemat kan burana tana shafawa hadi da murzawa cikin kwarewa, tura hannayena nayi cikin hijab din nadora kan matasan yan nonuwanta nafara shafasu ina matsawa itama tana murzamin bura da yatsu naji tana kokarin tura hannu cikin wandon naja wandon kasa buran yayi tsalle waje cikin hannunta kuma cikin doguwar hijab dinnan, ta cigaba da murzawa, kan kaciyar na dis dis da ruwan sha’awa, ina matsa nonuwanta amma suna cikin riga nayi kokarin saukar dashi kash ashe doguwar rigace mara zif. Na sauke hannayena nadora kan duma-duman duwawun Princess manyan duwawu ga taushi da laushi, naja rigan sama, wow ashe ko pant babu jikinta, nafara matsa fatan duwawunta dayan hannuna kan durin ina shafawa ahankali tare da murzawa ahhh uhmm tafara tana matseni da kama hannuna, haka na cigaba da abunda nake nasa yatsa daya washhh ahh ta furta da karfi ta kwanto jikina ina cinta da yatsan, a sannan jikinta duk yayi lum babu kwari, hannuta nakama nakara dorawa kan burana tana shafawa da matsawa dadi na harbamin ina jindadin yadda take bin buran da yatsu, gaskiya kam tasan sirrin luguda kaciya duk ta rikitar dani kamar yadda na rikitar da ita, sai naji duri kawai nakeson tsoma burana ciki. Kama kwankwasonta nayi da hannu bibbiyu da niyya saita burana data fahimci abunda nake shirin yi ta matse cinyoyinta “uhm uhm” ta hanani duri, hada fuska nayi zansaketa gabadaya, ta rungumoni “kayi hakuri tsoro nakeji” sai lokacin nayi murmushi najawo ta jikina “Toh ai bazan miki da zafi ba” ta bude min kafafunta ahankali na saita durin, na tura bura, washhh rungumeni takara yi ta matseni tana lumshe ido haaa ashhh nafara motse ina gwatso ahankali haka na cigaba da mata ahankali tana ihun dadi, da nishin mai kara dadin cin duri haaa washh ashhh ahhhh uhmmm haaa nikam nayi nisa cikin dumammen durinta kuma matsese, dadi ke harba min har kwanya washhh haaa aushh sautin ihun Princess kenan. Ina kai mata gwatso da karfi ina gurnanin ni’iman danake kwasa cikin kogonta n adage na caka mata gwatso da karfi zuu zir ina kawowa kan cinyoyinta ta kakkameni dakyau sai dana tsiyayye duka, duk jikinta babu kwari ahaka muka gangaro kowa na zancen zuci, nikam nawa zancen baiwuce na kwafsawan danayi ba ai daki yakamata muje irin wannan gashi durin bai isheni ba, itama ko ta kawo “oho”, wani zuciyan yace ai gwama hakan idan kayi maganar aje daki bazataje ba USTAZIYA ce amma yanzu tunda har kabude ai shawo kanta mai sauki ne. sai a sannan naji hankalina ya kwanta, a lokacin muka kawo inda zamu rabu nake tambayarta “My Princess gobe zamu hadu na gamsar dake sosai koh?” Kallona tayi amma fuskanta babu wani annuri kuma nasan dalilin hakan, abunka da wacce bata saba ba ko bata taba yi ba” girgiza min kai tayi alamar ehh kawai ta wuce” nima tafiyana nayi ina tinanin irin dadin dana kwasa gun princess dina.

 

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Ta majalisar mu na gangaro amma babu kowa gun, nima nayi hanyar gida. Wani kwana nashiga inda nazo gifta dakin Nectar wani dan anguwanmu gayen mai harka da manyan mata, sai naji kamar dariyar mace daga dakin, tsayawa nayi naga wacece kuma yau tare da mutumin, bayan dakin naje wani hanya ne matsasse kafin kaikai window’n. Kallon hanyar nayi anya zan iya shiga nan karfa na maqale garin kallon gulma, haka nashiga lungun babu wani wahala nakai bakin window amma duk yahna ya baibaye ni (tohfah sai kace wanda yazo sata) amma kallon cin duri zanyi kunsan kallon cin duri dadi garai, sai natura kaina kadan na leqa dakin. Abunda nagani ne yasa ni suman tsaye na kurawa wacce nagani ido bakowa bace face wata yarinya da bata haura ishirin ba a shekaru kuma USTAZIYA wacce idan da labara naji zan daka tsalle nace karya ne, kara murza idanu nayi ko mafarki dai nake sai naga tabbas itace. A cikin zuciyana nace (Ikon Allah) maida hankalina nayi naga meke faruwa.

 

Yarinyar na kwance bisa katifa tana kallon rufin dakin shikuma yana zaune gefenta yana danna waya da alama waya yagama yi yanzu, kamo hannunsa tayi tajawo sa jikinta tace “masoyina nayi kewar burar bananarka” saurayin dan guntun murmushi yasake yana shafa kan fuskarta ya amsa ta “babyna ai kece baki zuwa muna….” Kafin yagama furta abundake bakinsa yaji bakinta cikin nasa tana sumbatarsa, saurayin yana mayar mata da martani yakama kwankwasonta suka murgina yazamana tana kansa, suka kurawa juna ido, sai lokacin naga suffar budurwar da kyau daga kan nonuwanta har zuwa duwawunta zaka tabbatar wannan kazar ta kosa, ita dai batada tsaye sosai kuma batada haske sosai, kirjinta dam yake da nonuwa bantaba sanin haka ba saboda kullum cikin katon hijab take, dana saukar da idanuna kan manyan duwawunta kuwa sai naji burana yadaki wandona bul na taba nace “shege yaga kayan dadi” (ai indai kinada manyan duwawu ko bakida kyau anwuce wajan zamuyi harka dan babu abunda ke tafiyar da imanina irin manyan duwaiwai) uhm na manta labari nake baku koh!

 

Haba sai naga sun kakkame juna suna sumbata. Saurayin na shafa sassan jikinta masu motsa sha’awa hannayesa na matsan duwawun suna lumewa, can sun dau lokaci haka tana nishi da kyar a lokacin tabar sumbatarsa, ta miqe zaune kan cinyarsa tadora hannunta kan guntun wandon tana shafa burarsa ahankali naga kuma taja wandon kasa burar yayi tsalle yafito ta kama da hannu tana bin tsayen burar tana murmushi takara dora hannu yazama biyu tana shafa kan buran da mazziyi yafara taruwa tana amfani da ruwan tana murza buran da hannayenta, saurayin na lumshe idanu haaa uhmm dadi na ratsashi, dataga ta rikitar dashi sosai sai ta sunkuyay da kanta ta lashe ruwa da yakara taruwa kan burar sanna ta tura cikin baki haaa saurayin yayi ihun dadi, tafara tsotsan tana sama da kasa da bakinta, tanayi tana wasa da kan burar da harshe, hannunta na hagu nakan golayensa tana matsasu tareda murzawa, saurayin babu abunda yafi so kamar yaga ana tsotsan masa bura ana wasa da ya’yan golayensa, ya fara mata gwatso hannayensa na rike da kanta yana caka gwatso a bakinta subul subul yana gwatso dadi nakara harba masa zuwa kwakwalwarsa yana gurnani nishinsa na tashi haaa haaa ohhh haaa yana gwatso kamar yasamu duri, yaji mararsa ta daure yana gwatso ahankali, can yayi wani karfafan gwatso haaaa aushhhh ahhh uhmmm yana lumshe ido ruwan manniyi na harbawa bakinta sai da yagama kawowa taji kamar zatayi amai, haka ta hadiye kut ta shinfide gefensa tana mayarda numfashi, idan da sabo ta saba da hakan,

 

Saurayin ya miqe ya kama vest din dake jikinta ya cire, ya rungumota yasa hannu ya balle breziyar nonuwan suka fito (haaa washh naja numfashi burana na dir dir cikin wando kamar ansa “Alarm” sai yanzu nake jin haushin lekensu din danake kamar nayi tsalle nafada dakin)

 

Haka saurayin yafara shafa nonuwan yana matsawa hannu bibbiyu kamar yakama tsitaren mota yana murzawa, tafara nishi haaa uhm tana bankaro kirji tana tura masa, saurayin yakama kan nononta yana lailayawa yasa baki daidai kan nonon yana masa kewaya, takama kansa tana dannawa, hannunsa daya yana murza dayan nonon, yadau lokaci yana tsotsan nonuwanta idan ya tsotsa na dama, yadawo ya tsotsa na hagu, ahaka har ya gangaro kan cikinta yana shafa gefen cikin da hannayensa, yakama tsiket diin jikinta yaja kasa fararen cinyoyinta suka fara baiyana har yazare duka, ta inda nake har ina hango farin pant dinta a jiqe, yazare ahankali ya bude kafafunta ta ware masa, gamsassashen kamshin durin ke fitarwa mai tada hankalin mai kallo, (wayyo na lumshe idanuna na matse burana wani guguwar sha’awa nakeji) saurayin yakai hannunsa kan durin yana shafawa ahankali, tana lumshe idonta tana nishin dadi, haka ya cigaba da shafawa yana murzawa can naga yana kokarin tura mata yatsa, haaa washhh tasa ihu lokacin da yatsansa ya lume cikin durinta, yana zarowa da turawa, tana sumbatu ahh uhh haaa ohh tana mutsu mutsu da bankarewa, cikin kwarewa yake caccakan durin yana kai dayan hannunsa kan nonuwan yana matsawa, tana gurnani haaa aushh washhh dadi cigaba haaa oohhh washhh ta cika dakin da sumbatu ko nace ta cikamin dodon kunne da ihun dadi haaa ashh wayyo ta kama hannunsa ta tura da karfi ashhh ahh ta fantsale masa hannu da ruwan dadi

 

Wayyo sai dana bar lekarsu, ina maida numfashi inajin dis dis cikin wandona, wayyo Allah ga duri ina gani amma babu daman kace ko “A”, nikam naga riban gulma nafada a zuciyana, fan’s bari nakara leqo mana dai kar abarmu a baya, ahankali na maida kaina, inda naga suna kwance rungume da juna hannunta nakan burarsa wacce tafi na farko tsaye da kauri indai mutum ya karanta Shahararren littafin nan mai suna MAI BURAR BANANA to ayyana itace wannan. Saurayin ya jirgita budurwar ta kwanciyar bangare ta juyo masa da baya ya kama burar ya daqa qafarta daya sama yasamu kofar durin nata yatura haaa yasakalo hannunsa yakama nonuwanta budurwar da taji burarsa ya nutse mata kuma yakama mata duri yadda takeso ohhh wahshh ta furta, yafara yawo da kungunsa yana kai mata gwatso ahankali sai sautin nishinta ke tashi kadan kadan, can saurayin ya cigaba kamar ansawa wuta fetir, yana gwatso da sauri haa haaa wayoo haa washh ohh uhm ohh haaa sautin ihunta ke tashi pat pat pat yake badawa bakinsa a bude alamar yana kwasar dadi hooo haaa washh ahhh, saurayin ya miqe ya minginar da ita ta rub da ciki, ya cigaba da cinta ahaka yadau lokaci yana gwatso sai sumbatu takeyi sautin ihunta yacika dakin, haaa haaa uhhh ahhh, yabada wani kafarfan gwatso yayi ruf akanta haaa uhmnm ohh aushhh, ya tsiyaye mata manniyi, itama kakkame katifar tayi tana kawowa suna manne da juna tamkar mayen karfe ya manne.

 

Ina ganin haka na juya nabi hanyar dana bi na shigo na fita jikina a sanyaye idanuna sunyi jajur kamar tsohon mashaye, daman gidan mu ba nisa daga gun nakarasa, a sannan yamma yayi sosai koda nashiga falon naga munyi baki daga Kano matar wani yayana na durkusa na gaisheta, ta amsamin “Samari ya aiki?” na kwakolu murmushi nace “lafiya lau Anty” sannan nakara da tambayarta “ya yara da kuma Khadija wata kanwarta wacce sukazo kwanaki da ita yarinyar tasan harka, kwanaki daddare muna falo na kwanta gefenta kan kushin duk da ga yara falon amma babu haske sosai kuma irin daurin kirjin nan tayi, lokacin ta kwance min zanin babu ko breziya tace na tsotsa har canza min nonon take ina tsotsan dayan, hannunta kuma yana lagudar burata tana murzawa cikin kwarewa, ingajarce muku dai munyi shafe shafe da tsotse a hakan, amma washe gari suka bar garin bansamu naci durinta ba, gashi yau naga matar yayana shine nake tambayarta ita tace min “ayya gata can kwance wai kanta na ciwo kasan yanayin hanyar” wani dadi naji har da ita a kazo kenan, ce mata nayi “eh hakane kam” nabarsu nan nashige daki.

 

Cak na tsaya bakin kofar, burana yayi wani huf yadaki wando, Khadija ce kwance tayi rub da ciki, tana sanye da riga da siket na atamfa mai-yayi tana shinfide bisa katifata wa’annan manyan duwawunta sun baiyana alamar Welcome Sir, babu abunda yafi daukan hankalina a jikinta kamar duwawunta ko tafiya take shi kawai nake kallo, burana yayi tutu ya turo wando, ahankali na taka kusa da ita, sai naga ta farka tana ganina ta dako wani tsalle Oyoyo ta rungumeni da kyar kafafuna ya iya rikeni, caraf na dora hannayena kan duwawunta, nonuwanta suka manne kirjina, a lokacin nayi wani ajiyar zuciya uhmmm na lumshe ido kamar na maqale a lantarki, ahankali taja jikinta ta fuskance ni, inason nayi mata Magana amma yaki fita ta kuramin ido, tace “ya naga idanunka sunyi jajur ne ko baka da lafiya ne?” kallonta kawai nakeyi wai banda lafiya, ahankali nakara jawota jikina da kyar na furta “ai wa’annan matasan duwawun naki ne!” tayi murmushi ta rungumoni a karo na biyu ta matse kaina kan kirjinta, da naji na manne da kananun nonuwanta amma suna da tsaye da tsini tare da wani gamsashen kamshin jikinta daya bugi hancina naja numfashi da karfi uhmmmm ahh nakara cafke duwawunta a karo na biyu amma wannan karan matsasu nake sosai ina shafawa zuwa cinyarta, haaa washhhh ta furta naji hannunta kan burana ta cafke haaaa nakara latsa duwawunta da kyau, itama tana murzamin tana matse kan kaciyar idan tazo daidai kan har wani juyi takeyi da hannunta ahhh ohh washh ina lumshe ido wani dadi na musamman ke harbamin, na mannata da bangon dakin mukaci gaba da gamsar da juna, ta kawo bakinta kan nawa muna sumbatar juna cikin kwarewa bakinta har wani dadi yake dashi, hannunta nakan burana tana jijjiwa da murzawa nima manyan duwawunta suna hannayena….

Muryar kanina mukaji yana cewa “Khadija anty tace kifito kiyi sallah” tirkashi muna manne da juna kamar mu kwana a hakan, Khadija ta cire bakinta cikn nawa taja zif din wandona buran yayi tsalle fat yafito tasa hannu ta murza na lumshe ido washhh ruwan daya fara taruwa kan kaciyar ta shafe burar da ita sanna ta sake tayi hanyar fita tana cewa “zanzo bayan isha” ina kallonta har ta fita dakin.

 

Ba laifi na rage zafi kuma nasa a raina yau sai naci Khadija, nalura da ita bata damu da cin duri ba ita kawai ayi shafe shafe da tsotse tsotse.

 

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Bayan isha ina daki ina chatting da Princess dina tana fadamin irin dadin dataji har dacemin ina ma ace muna tare yanzu. Haka chat dinmu yata wakana, can naduba agogon wayata har 9:30 tayi sai lokacin nakara tinawa Khadija bata zo ba har yanzu”, kodai tafasa zuwa ne”, tambayar danayiwa kaina kenan, nace bari dai natashi naduba ta nagani, ina isa bakin kofar zanbude naga anbude “ashe itace da wasu kayan bacci farin vest da karamin wando wacce bairufe cinya ba, kuma ya matsassu, nima karamin wando ce kadai jikina, ta bude kofar ta shigo ta rufe ta manne da kofar muna fuskantar juna, da kyar na furta “ya naga kindade” jan numfashi tayi tana lashe kan lebenta da harshe, hannunta kan durinta ta shafo “ ahhh na tsaya suyi bacci” sai yanzu nagane wato dai duk yan gidan sunyi bacci yanzu kuma ita daman tare da kananun kannai na suke bacci a dakinsu daban” nayi murmushi, kafin nace wani abu, Khadija ta kamo hannuna ta dora kan durinta yadda naji karamar wandon ashe shele-shele ne babu wani kwari har tudun durinta da tsagansa inaji a hannuna, durin ya jiqe da ruwan dadi, a bukace take na cigaba da shafawa natura hannu cikin wandon ina shafa durin da kyau kafin na ankara naga tacire yar vest din ta jefasa gefe wa’annnan matasan nonuwanta suka baiyyana tasa hannunta ta matsasu haaa tana lumshe idanu tanajin dadin hannuna a durinta, nakai fuskana kan kirjinta tana murzamin nonuwan kan fuska sanna nakama daya nafara tsotsa, ina murza dayan da hannu ita kam kasa komai tayi takama kaina tana turamin nonuwanta a baki tana bankarowa tana nishi sama sama, ahankali natura mata babban yatsana lum yashige haaa washhh ta kara matse kaina haka na cigaba da tura yatsana ina tsotsan nonuwanta tana sumbatu, ban barta ba har sai da naji ta kawo ta jiqamin hannuna sannan na shifidar da ita kan katifar, ta kwanta tana maida numfashi, naja wandona kasa burata tayi tsalle ta fito, naja wandonta nacire shi kyakkyawan durin nan ya baiyana yana sheik kan idununa, nakai harshena na lashe sauran manniyin nah aye kanta. Yanzu tadawo hayyacinta sosai muka rungume juna tana shafa jikina, idanunta a lumshe dadi na ratsa mata ko’ina, nima bin jikinta nake da shafa, can naji tana goga burana kan durinta tana kara jan numfashi na’aza turawa zatayi, amma ta cigaba da gogawa kan durinta (tohfah ko shima hakan yanada wani dadi ne gun mata “oho”) nakama buran da hannuna na saita yana gocewa nalaluba durin kuwa, na tura haaaa ta kakkame ni, nima sai dana lumshe ido wani dumi naji a kaciyana kuma durin ya matse burata nafara gwatso ahankali ina sama da kasa idanunta a lumshe tana nishin jin dadi uhmm haaa ushhh haaa a ranar sai dana mata ruwa uku sanna lokacin ta gaji takoma dakinsu ta kwanta…

 

KARSHE

 

Yadda mukayi da USTAZIYA PrincessLee kuwa a washe garin ranar bata zo ba, har sati daya yayi bamu hadu ba, na nemeta a chat wai ta tuba ta dena harka bazatayi ba, wa’azi kala kala ta ta suburbudo min. bandamu ba saboda ga Khadija muna shagalin mu mu duk lokacin danaso. Kusan Ustaziya daman idan abun nasu ya motsa musu suke neman mafita dazaran sunsamu bukatarsu ya biya tohfah duk duniya kai ta tsana, bayan wata daya ne USTAZIYA na muna chat take cemin “Tanason complete yanzu! “yaushe zakazo ne? Kazo gobe ko jibi mana? Ta jeromin tambayoyi heheheh USTAZIYA andawo kan anya fah…

Hahahahahhhhhh

CIKIN WAYE?

 

"Alhaji nawa kenan!" Haj Asiya ta sumbace sa a baki yayin da take wasa da gemun sa, tana yi masa kitso cikin wasan masoya.

 

 

 

Ya shafo faka-fakan duwaiwanta da hannunsa, sannan ya dan matsa su kamar yanda yasan take so. Ya san hakan ba karamin rikita Haj Asiya yake ba. Ai ko bukata ta biya, dan tana jin an matsa duwaiwan ta sai taji wani abu ya tsarga mata jiki kamar wutar lantarki. Taja numfashi me karfi tare da kara mannewa a jikinsa.

 

 

 

Alhaji Isah ya tallafo fuskar Haj Asiya ya zuba mata ido. Duk da cewa cikin duhu suke kwance, hakan bai hana masa ganin fararen idanuwanta ba wanda suke kal kamar fararen kwan lantarki. Ya dora bakinsa akan lebenta mai taushi da dadi kiss, ya fara tsotsar leben. A hankali yayi nasara ta bude masa bakinta tare da tura masa harshenta cikin baki. Nan fa ya cigaba da shan bakinta yana soka mata nasa harshen tana tsotsa.

 

 

 

Iska ya dan daga labulen dakin kadan, hasken farin wata ya haska masoyan biyu kwance a zindir suna wasan kiss. Ga hannun Alh. Isah akan duwaiwan Haj. Asiya yana matsawa tare da shafawa. Tana nishi tare da gantsare kwankwaso, hakan nasa manyan nonuwanta suna gogar kirjinsa, wanda alamu ya nuna hakan na masa dadi domin burarsa ta mike tsangal kamar sabon kyandir.

 

 

 

A hankali ya daga kafar Haj zai soka mata bura cikin gindinta. Yayi nasarar bude kafafuwan nata, har ya fara kokarin soka kaciyarsa cikin ramin gindinta sai ta farga. Tayi sauri yanke kiss din da suke ta rufe kafafuwanta da sauri cikin shagwaba.

 

Alh. Isah yace, "Haj ya aka yi ne?"

 

Cikin shagwaba tace, "Haba Maigida, zagaye na hudu fa kenan cikin daren nan zaka min na gaji sosai.

Na gaji sosai, baka ga ko ruwa babu a durin nawa ba. Kayi hakuri zuwa da safe mana".

 

Cikin damuwa ya kamo hannunta ya dora akan kaciyarsa wadda ke mike ko alamar lankwashewa babu tare da cewa, "Haba Asiya, ki duba halin da nake ciki mana. Ko zagaye daya ne ki taimaka min in kara. Kin san bazan iya bacci ba a haka in banci gindi ba".

 

Haj tace, "Nima ka tausaya min mana, so kake ka kashe ni da bura ko ka illata min duri in dinga tafiya a gwale ne. Haba na biyo maka ta lalama baka gane ba, to na gaji nace ko zaka min fyade ne?"

 

To Alh. Isah fa dama mijin Hajiya ne, yana shakkar matar tasa, inda yake samun damar cin duri ya more shine idan tana cikin sha'awa, amma in tace bata yi fa, to ko dai ya kwana mutsu mutsu ko kuma yaje barna cikin gidan ba tare da sanin ta ba domin yana da matsananciyar sha'awa.

 

Cikin muryar neman sulhu yace, "A'a ba haka nake nufi ba, tunda kin gaji shikenan, kiyi baccin ki na hakura".

 

Taja tsaki tare da cewa, "kar ma ka hakura din".

 

Ta juya masa baya da zummar tayi bacci. Yana dora idonsa kan duwaiwan nan nata mai fadi da rikita tunanin bura, sai yaji duk duniya ba abunda yake so sama da ya matsa duwaiwan nan. Ai ko sai ya kai hannu a hankali ya shafa mata duwawu tare da matsawa.

 

"Asshhhhh! Wai baza ka bari ba ko sai kaga bacin raina ne?" Ta fada cikin jindadi da fusata.

 

"A'a na daina!" Ya ambata yayun da ya jawo jallabiyar sa zai fita daga dakin.

 

Tace, "Ina kuma zaka je?"

 

Yace, "kin san in banci duri ba bazan iya bacci ba, falo zanje inyi kallo, kila in samu natsuwa".

 

Ko tanka shi bata kara yi ba kawai ta juya masa baya irin yayi ma duk abunda yaga dama kawai. Shi kuwa Alh. Isah ya juya ya fice daga dakin. Yana fitowa falo yaje firiji yasha ruwan sanyi. Burar nan tasa a mike cikin jallabiya taki kwanciya, sai ma wani kara soro take tana mikewa kamar zata fito waje. Ya dan zaga gidan ya tabbatar kowa na bacci, kawai sai ya nufi sashen yan aiki. Yana zuwa ya leka dakin Iya, yaga tayi shame-shame tana bacci harda munshari, can da tayi juyi sai ga tusa 'BURRR'. Yayi murmushi tare da rufe kofarta, domin ba wajen ta yazo ba.

 

 

 

Alh. Isah ya bude dakin dake kallin na Iya, Liza tana kwance tana baccin ta mai dadi, har da rungume filo. Ya shige dakin tare da rufe kofa yana murmushin mugunta. Daga ita sai rigar bacci babu komai a jikinta. Yana zuwa kan gadon nata ya fizge filon. Liza ta farka a tsorace zata yi ihu, yayi wuf ya toshe mata baki tare da cewa, "Shshshshsh!"

 

Ta duba da kyau taga Alhaji ne suka hada ido. Da ya tabbatar ta gane shi, sannan ya sakar mata baki. Ta murza ido tare da cewa, "Alaji mene kazo yi anan?"

 

Yayi mata murmushin tare da daga rigar baccin ta yana shafa cinyoyinta. Ta dan fara ja da baya tana dan nishi sama sama. Ya rike hannunta tare da soka mata yatsa cikin gindi.

 

Ta bude baki zata yi ihu yace, "Shshsh! Kina yin ihu zaki koma kauyen ku gobe!"

 

Sai tayi tsit tana raba ido. Ta lumshe ido tare da jin shigar yatsan sa can cikin kuryar durinta. Wani dan dadi ya gilma mata duk da cewa bada amincewarta ake yi ba. Yanayin kwakular durinta da yake yi ya tuna mata da kwarton shekaranjiya, ashe Alhaji ne yazo ya cita, har taje ta yi ma Bala Maigadi rashin mutunci akan cewa yazo yayi mata fyade cikin dare, ashe ba shi bane.

 

 

 

Da Alhaji yaga Liza ta fara kwantar da hankalinta, duk da cewa bata sakar masa jiki sosai ba. Shi kam ai duri yazo ci kawai ba ruwansa. Sai yayi wuf ya cire jallabiyarsa, ganin kaciyarsa a mike tana tsalle yasa Liza jan numfashi tare da dafe kirji, a zuciyarta tana tunanin ina zata saka wannan shirgegiyar abar. Alhaji bai tsaya nan ba, sai ya kama rigar baccin Liza yana kokarin cirewa, da farko taso tayi masa gardama, amma yana ambaton zata koma kauye, sai ta tashi zaune ta bashi hadin kai ya mata zindir.

 

 

 

Nonuwan Liza basu kai rabin girman na Hajiya ba, sakamakon na Hajiya rukuta rukuta ne masu kwantawa a kirji, amma na Liza kuwa, irin yan kumbulallun nan ne wanda suke a tsaitsaye babu alamun kwanciya, irin nonuwan da hannu ke rufewa in ana matsawa. Karin dadin kuma kan nonuwan suna da tsini sosai, kamar kan fidar da ake shayar da jarirai. Wani dadi ya kara mamaye Alhaji, ya kai hannunsa kan kirjin Liza ya dumbuli nonuwan nan.

 

"Uhhhhhh!" Abunda ta furta kenan domin taji dadin yanda ya murza mata kan nono. Bata yi masa musu ba lokacin da ya kama hannunta, ta biye masa har ya dora mata hannu akan burarsa dake huci. Liza ta zagaye sandar burar da tafin hannunta. Wani gurnani da taji Alhaji yayi yasa ta saki burar da sauri tana tunanin ko yaji zafi ne, amma sai ya nuna mata duk cikin jindadi ne, ta cigaba. Nan kuwa ta kama burarsa tana shafawa tare da murzawa, wani abun ma sai yanda take kama golayensa da yatsun ta tana lagudawa.

 

 Dadi ya rufe Alhaji, ashe ga mace nan yaje ya manne wa wadda bata san darajar sa ba. Ya rungume Liza tare da dora bakinsa akan nononta yana tsotsa. Nan da nan ya rikita ma yarinya lissafi, ta fara ganin rufin dakin yana canza launi a idonta. Amma bata karasa rikicewa ba sai lokacin da taji ya burma mata yatsu biyu cikin duri. A wannan lokacin fa bata ma san duniyar da ya jefa ta ba, sai dai ta tsinci kanta da kwalla ihun dadi. In banda ya rufe mata baki, da sai kowa ya tashi daga bacci.

 

 

 

Cikin kankanim lokaci durin Liza ya cika da ruwa, ruwa har yana gangarowa kan cinyarta. Yatsun Alhaji kuwa sunyi kaca-kaca da ruwan duri. Idan ya soka mata yatsun sa guda biyu, sai yaji wani dumi da taushi a tare, sai ya dinga yawo dasu kamar yana neman wani abu a cikin durin nata. Daga nan kuma sai ya zaro su, suna fitowa ruwa zai biyo baya, daga nan sai ya kara mayarwa ya cigaba da kwakular durin nata.

 

 

 

Bayam Liza ta gama rikicewa, da kanta taje fizgar burar Alhaji zuwa ga gindinta. Ya gane manufarta, kuma shi ma yana da muradin hakan. Kawai sai ya daidaita kwanciyarsa a tsakiyar cinyoyin Liza, ya haye kanta. Burarsa ta fara bude leben durin a hankali. Abun gwanin dadi da ban sha'awa, yana nishin dadi yana kara soka mata burar nan. A hankali ya cigaba da sokawa har sai da kaciyarsa ta nutse lutsum cikin gindin Liza. Dumin durinta ya sauka akan kaciyar Alhaji, hakan yasa yayi ajiyar zuciya tare da lumshe ido cikin jindadi.

 

"Ohhhhh! Liza kina da dadi! Kin fi Hajiya dadin duri!" Alhaji Isah ya fada idonsa a lumshe.

 

Liza kuwa da taji kaciyarsa ta zunguri mata maganadisun duri sai ta kankamesa tana zare ido cikin bukatar gwatso. Wato wani kaikayi taji a gindinta wanda bata ma san dashi ba. Tace, "Wayyyoooo Alaji ka cini! Ka ci min gutsu Alaji!"

 

 

 

Alhaji ya amsa tayin Liza, ya fara matsa gwatso a hankali cikin jindadi da bukata. Yana yin sama da kasa akan kwankwason Liza. Yana soka mata burarsa cikin durin sosai, idan ya buga mata gwatson sai marar su ta manne da juna, sanna ya dago sama har sai kaciyarsa ta fito, sandar burar tana shekin ruwan duri, sannan ya kara soka mata kaciyar cikin gindi. Kacaf, kacaf, kacaf, kacaf, haka Alhaji yake cin Liza tana sambatu shima yana yi.

 

"Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Wayyyooooo! Alaji dadi Alaji! Buranka dadi Alaji! Asshhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Kadan kenan daga irin surutun da Liza ke yi yayin da take jin kan burar Alhaji tana zunguro wata tsoka mai sakar mata sinadarin dadi a cikin gindinta. Ga burar ta cika mata duri taf taf, komai dai yayi dadi sai sambarka.

 

 

 

Shi kuwa Alhaji Isah, abun nasa ba a bayani. Har wani zaro harshe yake kamar mayunwacin kare, idonsa a lumshe, baki a bude harshe yana reto, haka ya dage sai buga ma Liza gwatso yake. Burarsa tana shiga gindinta zukul, zukul, zukul. Shi kadai yasan abunda yake ji, illa dai sambatun da yake yana cewa, "Hohoho! Uhuhu! Wayyyoooo Liza na kara maki albashi! Wayyyooooo dadi! Wallahi kin fi Hajiya ruwa! Yarinya kina da dadi! Wuhu!"

 

 

 

Gaba daya sun rikice sun cika daki da surutai, yana mata gwatso tare da matsa mata nono, ita kuwa ta kankame sa tana makyarkyata. Liza ta kai makurar dadi, ruwan durinta sai malalowa yake ba burki, ta kasa jan numfashi ma sai farfadiya take saboda rikicewa. Gindinta ya cigaba da tamkewa tana feso ruwa. Sai da ta dauki tsawon lokaci a haka kafin ta saki Alhaji ta kwanta lamo tana nishi da kyar.

 

 

 

Shi kuwa Alhaji ya dage sai buga mata kaciya yake cikin gindinta. Yana zurmuka mata gwatso ba kakkautawa. Tun tana nishi tana rungumesa har ta kawo jikinta ya mutu. A lokacin ne fa yaji gangarowar ruwan burarsa. Ya kara buga mata gwatso uku lafiyayyu sannan ya zaro kaciyarsa da sauri, ruwan manniyinsa ya cigaba da tsulalowa akan kirjin Liza zuwa ga fuskarta. Sai da yayi mata wanka da farin ruwan nan tas ya jika mata jiki, sannan ya sauka daga kanta cikin kasala da nishi.

 

 

 

Ko motsi Liza bata yi har ya mayar da jallabiyarsa, ya mike zai fita daga dakin sai yaji tace, "Shekaranjiya ma kai ne ko Alaji?"

 

Ya waigo yace, "In dai baki son ki koma kauye to kiyi shiru, sirri ne tsakanin mu kinji".

 

Liza tace, "Kace fa zaka kara min albashi Alaji?"

 

Yace, "In na dawo zamu karasa maganar kinji".

 

Alhaji yana bude kofar dakin Liza zai fita sai yayi tozali da mutum tsaye an sa kunne da ido ana leke da saurare. Suna hada ido da ita sai da numfashinsa ya kusa daukewa. A tsorace ya kalle ta cikin rudani da tashin hankali.

 

Yace, "Iya! Leken mu kike dama, ashe dama ke munafuka ce. To wallahi gobe sai kin koma kauye!"

 

Iya ta durkusa gabansa tace, "Haba Alhaji ka rufa min asiri. Idan na koma kauye me zan ci.